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Hormoney

when a person acts such a silly teenager, full of spots and other distinguishing features.
Guy 1: ''Dude, look at that person over there doing a rather stupid look at some overweight guy!!''

Guy 2: '' Get over it, he's being hormoney, I mean look at that red nose, it really shines!''
by Steve Watson August 26, 2005
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war of hormone

1. Puberty, lmao
2. A Bangtan Boys song ;)
1. Ugh, I feel all messed up. Probably just a war of hormone.
2. HELLO HELLO WAT HELLO HELLO WAT TELL ME WUT U WANT RITE NOW
by nothanksbro April 18, 2018
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Hormones

A regulatory substance in your body that happens in your body at around the age when puberty starts. For girls: 7-13. For guys: 9-15...however, "guy hormones" are called testosterones. Hormones sometimes make you feel sad at small, pointless things..or happy at random times. They can also cause you to understand love more. For example, before puberty you never thought of guys as hot, cute, etc. But when puberty kicks in and the hormones start...you begin to find the opposite sex more attractive...or the same sex, if you're bisexual, gay, or lesbian. Sometimes you feel nervous around the opposite sex in middle school through highschool (grades 6 and up). But don't worry...nothing's wrong with you, it's just your hormones making you feel this way.
Hormones are a sign that you're growing up...so don't worry, be glad :)

(I tried to make the description of hormones as mature as possible...sorry if I failed)
Tonight I was at prom...for the first time! I was dancing with Jeremy, who invited me...but every time he squeezed my hand and grabbed my waist, I couldn't help but look into his eyes...Jeremy was pretty cute...I can't believe my hormones now decide to show themselves.
by Kyaaah May 19, 2016
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Maximum the Hormone

Maximum the Hormone is a four-member Japanese rock band.

History:

1998-2001:
Maximum the Hormone was created in 1998 with Daisuke Tsuda and Nawo Kawakita, along with no longer present Sugi and Key. Their first release, A.S.A. Crew was the only full length album released with this lineup. In 2001, Sugi and Key left the band, leaving an opening on guitar and bass guitar.

2001-2002:
In late 2001, the band recruited Uehara Futoshi (Ue-chan) to fill the empty bass guitar position, while Ryo Kawakita (Maximum the Ryo), Nawo's brother, took the position of guitar, and also contributing melodic vocals. The band released three singles, followed by their first release with the new lineup, Ootori (Hou). The EP still mainly followed playing style of the old lineup.

In 2002, the band saw one more single, followed by a full length album, Mimi Kajiru. The album exhibited more of Daisuke's signature screaming vocals, and Ue-chan's loud twangy bass lines.

2003-2005:
After their first full album as a band, the band took a more traditional approach to recording, releasing two singles, followed by an album. Their next album, Kusoban in 2004, was close yet to contrasting heavy music mixed with light pop that has gained them mainstream attention.

After recording another pair of singles, the band released another album, Rokkinpo Goroshi. The release caused a surge in their fanbase, as they began to sell out more shows, playing many rock festivals, and eventually releasing a live DVD, Debu Vs Debu. In addition, "Rolling1000toon" was featured as an ending theme for the anime series Air Master.

2006-2007:
2006 saw the band's breakout into popular culture with the song Koi no Megalover, reaching number nine on the Oricon charts during the summer of 2006; their first top-ten hit in Japan. The band had three of their songs featured in anime series; What's up, people?! and Zetsubou Billy, are featured as the opening and ending tracks, respectively, of the Death Note anime series, and Akagi is featured as the ending theme for the Akagi anime series.

After the promotion from two singles, and the songs featured on television, Maximum the Hormone released their next album, Buiikikaesu. The album was a record for the band, debuting at number five on the Oricon charts; their first full album to rank.

2008-present:
Maximum the Hormone will make their first overseas appearance in a short tour through the United States and Canada with Dropkick Murphys in March.

Members:
Maximum the Ryo (Ryo Kawakita) – guitars, vocals
Daisuke (Daisuke Tsuda) – vocals
Nawo (Nawo Kawakita) – drums, vocals
Ue-chan (Futoshi Uehara) – bass guitar, backing vocals

Former Members:
Sugi – guitar
Key – bass guitar
Maximum the Hormone is teh shit. yes Teh Shit!
by Mekio San March 7, 2008
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Harmoney

Harmoney is probably one of the most kindest person you will ever meet, all she wants to do Is make others happy!!! she may seem really shy when you first meet her but once you get close to her she's just the opposite, she's super funny and really energetic , she's been through unimaginable shit but she always tries to put a smile on her face an makes people smile to!!!!!
thanks for being so nice, you're such a Harmoney!!
by friendsssssssssssssss December 11, 2018
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Hormone Bomb

used to describe those between the ages of 11 and 15 (middle schoolers), referring to the erratic and often irrational behaviors that often accompany puberty. Can also refer to their emotional outbursts and perverted tendencies.
You'll have to excuse them for their drama queen tendencies and pre-occupation with sex. They're little hormone bombs, after all.
by MissSarai October 7, 2008
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hormone monster

Maury, the horny hormone monster from Big Mouth
"Fallopian, that's a savory word." - Hormone Monster
by XO Nigga May 7, 2018
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