Hogpen Humdinger

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.

Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!

by kingoftheblumkins October 10, 2011

Blanket Hogger

Someone who doesn't like to share the blanket. Rolling themselves up like they were wrapped in a cocoon, leaving you blanket-less and shivering.

You are such a blanket hogger.

by bellagio February 13, 2013

bong hogger

a person or people who hold a bong and confide it to no one else

yo john pass the bong already you torched three nugs already

john: just one more

dave: what a bong hogger

by mr.bigbud420 June 28, 2009

Hogger Biscuit

Someone who works hard at their game and wants the ball.

I see you working hard there you Hogger Biscuit

by 4 Hinklestein March 31, 2021

Lane-Hogger

Hogging a traffic lane

Person is a Lane-Hogger, when driving slow in the fast lane, and not moving over for faster traffic to go by

by EishJA May 9, 2013

Boss Hoggin

To be Boss Hoggin would be to mirror the traits of "Boss" Hogg who was the wealthiest man in Hazzard County. As his name would imply, Hogg was incredibly greedy. The character was to be the personification of the Seven deadly sins. Boss Hogg would stop at nothing to get his hands on more money, including executing many nefarious and criminal schemes.

im up before the sunrise, pullin out my supplies, i got hustle in my eyes, cant let the cash die, im boss hoggin on low chasin my stacks, whether weed or cd's or keys or crack.

by rk03 March 29, 2007

Dumbbell Hogger

The douchebags in the gym who hog multiple sets of dumbbells without racking them up for long periods of time.

Swole guy 1: "yo that douche has two 55's, two 60's, and two 65's. How am I gonna do my incline press"
Swole guy 2: "What a fucking dumbbell hogger"
Swole guy 3: "Fuck this, I'm doing crossfit."

by Football, money and ladies October 21, 2016