Hogbeetle

A fat girl that doesn’t shut up and looks like a monkey.

Hey dude, look out for that hogbeetle!

by Boobsgorrrrrrrs August 2, 2020

Hogbenasia

Syndrome - progressive deterioration of a depth of personality. Stems after a girl catches 'basic bitch' disorder from areas such as Starbucks or the Kardashian sphere of influence, referred as the 'axis of evil' by former president George Bush Jr.

I think she may be suffering from hogbenasia, her Instagram is full of frappachinos and uneventful photos with captions implying some relevant importance.

by Mr p pants May 14, 2014

Hogbeetle

A crusty ass obese girl that thinks she’s hot

Eww there’s a wild hogbeetle over there

by Mooncricketsimp August 2, 2020

Hogenda

The hidden agenda at the root of a hoe’s promiscuity. Typically involves sleeping with people and/or performing oral pleasure for personal gain.

Watch out for her, bro, she’s always got a hogenda. Quit dating Bobby as soon as he bought her that Range Rover.

by DoubleSizzle October 27, 2015

Hogbeast

A female so utterly vile (eg, Kay's sister Carol) that even 12 Holsten Pils & a half bottle of vodka would not be accepted as a viable excuse.

(see Boaby)

on waking up on Saturday & realised I was in bed with that fucking hogbeast Carol, as she escape was impossible as it was sleeping on my arm. I found myself contemplating knawing it off at the shoulder like a trapped fox.

by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003

Hogbin

Someone who is kind and honest. Like to drink a Hog of beer and a Bin of wine at the weekend

She's a Hogbin kind of drinker
He's a good honest Hogbin

by Sally Pea June 25, 2019

Houbensnob

The process of moss growing on a wet tree.

"Look, that log is houbensnobbing."
"I wonder if it will houbensnob because of the rain."

by MUSHROOM_BOI November 27, 2020