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Hooker Hoagie

The act of throwing lunch meats at a hooker and trying to get them to stick.
Mark and Steve payed a little extra for the pleasure of throwing Salami and Bologna at Harris hoping to get them to stick thus making a Hooker Hoagie.
by rOYAL SMALLNESS October 25, 2019
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hobaggery

1. The act of being a hobag.
2. General term for whorish activities attributed to hobags and their counterpart, the skank-ho. See urban dictionary entry for hobag.
You need to quit all that hobaggery, last time I was this close to not picking your ass up downtown after you lost your panties in Reno. It took us hours to drive back here to Fort Worth!
by kristanelise October 27, 2006
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Hoagie Haven

A small sandwich shop in the Village of Princeton, NJ. Specializes in making hot hoagie sandwiches that appeal to the palates of drunken Princeton University Students. Some of their famous sandwiches include the Big Cat, Heart Stop, Fat Lady and the Bloch. On any given weekend one can walk down Nassau St. to Hoagie Haven wasted and enter the small sandwich shop run by Hispanic men that love to listen to techno music. Rumor has it that it was Hoagie Haven's revolutionary sandwiches that the Czech rowing team feasted on that led them to their olympic gold medal in the 2004 Olympics.
Hey I'm pretty drunk and hungry, let's go to Hoagie Haven and grab a sandwich.
by Shirley Tilghman January 21, 2006
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HoFax

A report on women showing their ownership, disease, and accident history.
In this little town, every bitch should come with a HoFax report. There's no telling what that stuff has been through!
by when pride still mattered October 20, 2011
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Canoodling Hoagie

To canoodle is to cuddle, pet, caress, etc. fondly.

A sandwich is a food item usually consisting of more than one (most likely three) layerable food.

A hoagie is very much like a sandwich (and is considered to be a kind of one by many) but is different in the sense that they consist of a much greater number of layers of food.

A canoodling sandwich consists of three people fondly caressing, snoggling, cuddling each other in one place at one time.

A canoodling hoagie is much like that of a canoodling sandwich but with much more people (usually four to ten).
As I passed by the seating area during cocktail hour, I witnessed Emma and Dustin cuddling in the corner of one of the couches. Greg saw them and joined in on the action. I walked away.

Roughly thirty minutes later, I passed by again, but this time, Ken, Juliette, Tim, Helena, Colin, and Hugh had all found their places on the couch. The canoodling hoagie had been formed and didn't seem like it was going to dissipate any time soon.
by ReeseSondheim June 30, 2009
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hoagie-shack

verb; "When a man places his wiener between the breasts of a lady."
Sarah Silverman quote from the movie 'I Want Someone to Eat Cheese With'. She asks Jeff Garlin's character if he's ever had a hoagie-shack?
by Greg V. May 21, 2008
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hoager

Hoager - When a woman is being unreasonable about a subject that is irrelevant.
Timmy was sure to let Sally know she was a hoager for bitching about ignorant bullshit while he was trying to eat.
by SimonClint April 25, 2017
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