HoesMade

Hoesmade:

Something Made By Hoe(s)

Such as:

Pie
Cake
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
Dessert
WhatEverTheFuckMenWant

Made By:

Mother
Sister
Girlfriend
Aunt
or Combination Thereof

J.B- "Dude this Cake is Fuckin Delicious"
K.C- " I know, my mom was up all night making it"
J.B- "Hoesmade shit is the best"
K.C- "Hell Yeah

by Jhacob June 25, 2009

Hoekema

Adulterous Whore

If you don't stop being a Hoekema, I'll tattoo a scarlet letter to your forehead.

by true_that June 24, 2010

hoesmary

this girl is coming for YOUR MAN. YOUR WEAVE. YO LIVELY HOOD. she a hoe and she ready to plow

“omg stay away from hoesmary she’s too godly😎”

by blondebitchbarbiehoe August 12, 2019

Hoesmadthatswhy

When a hoe is mad and they wanna throw hands

Hoesmadthatswhy like abbi is a hoesmadthatswhy

by Anna_haha January 21, 2020

hoesmad

When your mans is mad for no reason. And he tries to put the blame on you even though you didn’t do anything.

Me: hoesmad?!?!
Sylvester: nah I’m not mad.... I’m sad.

by Hoesmad:) March 5, 2020

HoeSmackerCracker

a cracker that usually smacks hoes bling bling style

"did you see the rich guy down the street???? hes a HoeSmackerCracker bling bling style"

by LameFL July 14, 2023

hoesmaid

A madam , a person who takes good care of the hoes

Im a hoesmaid

by anonymous November 13, 2023