hoecake

Someone who cracks a dirty joke that wasn't even remotely funny.

Kaite-"Hmm, I think I'll go shopping today."
Alec-"That's what she said!"
Kaite-"Alec, your acting like such a hoecake."

hoecake by HolyCupcakes;; December 19, 2008

Hoecake

A sweet nice person but you still a hoe ..

Yeah bae u wool and shit but you a hoecake str8 up #facts

Hoecake by Twin1215 March 14, 2018

hotcakes 

The fastest selling product in world history. Often used to exagerrate the sell of a product.

"These new toasters are gonna sell like hotcakes!"

hotcakes by Pabs November 11, 2004

Hoemaker 

When one (mainly a guy) has sex with so many different girls all the time that he turns them into hoes
A hoemaker turns girls into dick loving females hence why that guy is called a hoe-maker

Me: Julian gets so many girls and they always end up being hoes after he has sex with them

Caden: It’s because he’s a hoemaker

Hoemaker by cass03 July 2, 2019

Floridian Hotcake 

The Floridian Hotcake is a pancake concoction made with several different types of illegal drugs, such as weed, cocaine, speed, LSD, etc. To make one, pancake batter is mixed together with whatever edibles you want, and made the same way as traditional pancakes. The name "Floridian Hotcake" comes from the fact that people who eat one will probably do some Florida Man type shit while high out of their mind.

Guy1: Did you see that Bill went out in a ditch and threw baseballs at raccoons and stray dogs screaming "Pikachu, I choose you!"?
Guy2: Yeah, he was on that Floridian Hotcake shit.

Floridian Hotcake by thicc guy July 14, 2019

hoeckendorf 

If your name is hoeckendorf you are an amazing person with a huge dick, and you can drink as much as no one else in the world. All hoeckendorfs are amazing people! Also the village hoeckendorf is amazing.

Look at this hoeckendorf i wish i was like him.

hoeckendorf by Moonwrecker October 25, 2009

The Hoewakening

The time of year, in early spring, when it starts to get warm again and all the hoes who have been wearing Uggs, leggings and flannels switch back to skimpy clothing.

"Winter must be almost over, The Hoewakening has started!"

The Hoewakening by USARNFII November 30, 2021