A "hoe check" is something you do to another person that qualifies the other person as a "hoe" so to speak.
Here is how it works:
You have 2 people. One person being yourself, another being an unsuspecting victim.
***Refer to Example 1 for a successful hoe check.
Example 1 is a standard, everyday hoe check. There are many variations that apply to different situations, but are more difficult to use.
When Carl acknowledges George in any way, Carl is wide open for a hoe check. When used sparingly, it is extremely easy to hoe check someone, but over time people catch on and are not so easily fooled. So it is best to use hoe checks at random, unexpected times.
***Refer to Example 2 for a failed hoe check.
If you say "no hoe check", it is automatic safety -- and if they proceed with the hoe check anyway they are either
A.) Deaf
B.) Mentally retarded
C.) Both A & B
There are many other ways to avoid being hoe checked. Some of them include:
-Ignoring the person completely until they give up.
-Reply in generalities such as: "Hey everybody, whats going on?"
-If you mention anything about a hoe check in your response.
These are just a few other methods of escaping the dreaded hoe check. You are not limited to these methods, make your own =)
That is a explanation of hoe checks. Have fun and piss off your friends! Enjoy.
Here is how it works:
You have 2 people. One person being yourself, another being an unsuspecting victim.
***Refer to Example 1 for a successful hoe check.
Example 1 is a standard, everyday hoe check. There are many variations that apply to different situations, but are more difficult to use.
When Carl acknowledges George in any way, Carl is wide open for a hoe check. When used sparingly, it is extremely easy to hoe check someone, but over time people catch on and are not so easily fooled. So it is best to use hoe checks at random, unexpected times.
***Refer to Example 2 for a failed hoe check.
If you say "no hoe check", it is automatic safety -- and if they proceed with the hoe check anyway they are either
A.) Deaf
B.) Mentally retarded
C.) Both A & B
There are many other ways to avoid being hoe checked. Some of them include:
-Ignoring the person completely until they give up.
-Reply in generalities such as: "Hey everybody, whats going on?"
-If you mention anything about a hoe check in your response.
These are just a few other methods of escaping the dreaded hoe check. You are not limited to these methods, make your own =)
That is a explanation of hoe checks. Have fun and piss off your friends! Enjoy.
We'll use made up names -- George and Carl as an example.
Example 1:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl, dude
Carl>> ??
George>> Hoe check
Carl>> =(
Example 2:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl
Carl>> no hoe check -- sup?
George>> =(
Example 1:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl, dude
Carl>> ??
George>> Hoe check
Carl>> =(
Example 2:
**Enter Carl**
George>> Carl
Carl>> no hoe check -- sup?
George>> =(
by MWHQB July 3, 2006
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1. To verbally attack someone who has gotten out of line; to put someone back into their place. To bring a hoe back down to a hoe level. Some people use the term check for short. But check actually derives the term hoe check.
2. To make sure someone is where s/he is supposed to be.
Origin: Pimps would check their hoes when they got out of line or got a smart mouth. They would also perform hoe checks by making sure their hoes were in their proper locales to pick up a trick.
Now, like many slang terms. Hoe check has come into use into mainstream society and is used in a similar manner.
2. To make sure someone is where s/he is supposed to be.
Origin: Pimps would check their hoes when they got out of line or got a smart mouth. They would also perform hoe checks by making sure their hoes were in their proper locales to pick up a trick.
Now, like many slang terms. Hoe check has come into use into mainstream society and is used in a similar manner.
Hoe Check #1: Traditional Hoe Check!
Girl one: walks around strutting thinking she's the shit.
Girl two: :rolls eyes:
Girl one: What bitch, you hating? Don't be mad 'cause I look good.
Girl two: Naw bitch you think you look good but you might look better if your tracks wasn't hanging out in the back!
Girl two's friend: Ha Ha, Check that hoe!
Girl one runs off crying and trying to cover her shameful tracks in the back of her head.
Hoe Check 2#
Boy calls his girl's mom's house.
Mom: Hello?
Boy: Sup? My girl said she was coming over there.
Mom: Hold on.
Girl: :picks up phone: Hello?
Boy: Hoe check. :Hangs up phone:
Girl one: walks around strutting thinking she's the shit.
Girl two: :rolls eyes:
Girl one: What bitch, you hating? Don't be mad 'cause I look good.
Girl two: Naw bitch you think you look good but you might look better if your tracks wasn't hanging out in the back!
Girl two's friend: Ha Ha, Check that hoe!
Girl one runs off crying and trying to cover her shameful tracks in the back of her head.
Hoe Check 2#
Boy calls his girl's mom's house.
Mom: Hello?
Boy: Sup? My girl said she was coming over there.
Mom: Hold on.
Girl: :picks up phone: Hello?
Boy: Hoe check. :Hangs up phone:
by AppleBrownBetty January 8, 2008
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SCENARIO: Pastor Michael is about to drive by, Samantha ducks down in Mike A's Truck.
Mike A. Looks shocked says, "Are you okay? Like, what are you doing?"
Samantha says, " That's the Pastor, he can't know I'm here. He CANNOT see me! Is he gone!? Did he stop and turn around?!"
Mike A., "Nah, he kept going and turned at the next street."
Samantha quickly gets up and runs inside and tells Chris what happened.
Chris goes, " So you hoe checked yourself?!" and begins to laugh...
SCENARIO: Pastor Michael is about to drive by, Samantha ducks down in Mike A's Truck.
Mike A. Looks shocked says, "Are you okay? Like, what are you doing?"
Samantha says, " That's the Pastor, he can't know I'm here. He CANNOT see me! Is he gone!? Did he stop and turn around?!"
Mike A., "Nah, he kept going and turned at the next street."
Samantha quickly gets up and runs inside and tells Chris what happened.
Chris goes, " So you hoe checked yourself?!" and begins to laugh...
You know you know, but sometimes you don't know that you know; so you gotta "hoe check" someone to keep them aware of a situation.
by Nubbins Woman March 30, 2025
Get the Hoe Check mug.Get that chick under control.Usually used when two girls are fighting as an insult, talking towards some outside person.
Girl 1:Sup bitch
Girl 2:who is this chick?
Some guy trying to break them up:whats going on?
Girl 2(talking to guy):You better check that hoe!she don't know me!
also in tyler perry's why did i get married
Girl 2:who is this chick?
Some guy trying to break them up:whats going on?
Girl 2(talking to guy):You better check that hoe!she don't know me!
also in tyler perry's why did i get married
by Taysha February 9, 2009
Get the Check That Hoe mug.That fraudulent hoe who, lacking good credit, identity, reputation or bank account must use check cashing stores to transact shady type business.
Dude is a straight check cashing hoe; tried to pass his fraudulent no check account having ass off as a legitimate contender.
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