hewitt

the act of scaling a flight of stairs by running full speed. Hewitt syndrome causes the inability to walk up or down flights of stairs. One who hewitts must run down/up them without exception. We also have identified that hewitting stairs is hereditary and will inflict entire families. Expert Hewitts can climb a 12-step flight of stairs in approximately 3.2 seconds. The title "Master Hewitt" is obtained when one can skip every other stair and scale a standard 12-stair array in less than 3 seconds. If someone develops the Hewitt syndromm, there is no cure and it becomes completely involuntary and uncontrolable. Hewitt syndrome becomes worse over the years and hase not yet been found curable. Evidence supports the only way to deal with the Hewitt epidemic is prevention. Removal of all stair cases and replacements with elevators, rope ladders, and firemans poles. NEVER LET A HEWITT AROUND AN ESCALATOR, Results could be deadly, some say hewitts can travel up a moving escalator at nearly 25 mph or 6 stp(stairs per second). This can be dangerous to anyone in the vicinity.

Dude, slow down you're going to break your neck if you keep hewitting those stairs.

by Stevin October 21, 2008

Hewitt Virus

A virus that once it enters a host that host will make the most retarded statements humanly possible

Dan: yo whats going on? you still have the Hewitt Virus?
Host: what? speak up me blind

by Danzen February 22, 2020

street howitzer

A large guage shotgun that is modified with a shorter barrel. The phrase originated in the late 1800's, but had a resurgence of popularity in the 20's and 30's.

On my deliveries, I always keep a street howitzer in my truck.

by GrifterOi May 29, 2008

chowder howitzer

A dick, erect and ready to blow

I pulled out my chowder howitzer and blew a big wad on her chin.

by Chach July 31, 2003

Hewitt

The last name of one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Will always be an awesome boyfriend and be there for you no matter what. He plays lots of sports and is friends with everyone. Mostly named nick or john. He has beautiful eyes and one of the best looking guys you'll ever see. He has an awesome personality and any girl would be lucky to have him. He loves dogs and is down-to-earth guy. He loves peaches and gummy bears.

This boy Hewitt is one amazing person.

by Secret Admirer :* May 21, 2012

HEWIT

SOMONE WHO I HATE AND AM ALSO GOOD FRIENDS WITH. WELL KNOWN FOR THE CRUMBLE INCIDENT.

HEWIT!!!!!! what did you just do???

by wazzupyoustupidwombats February 5, 2019

mrs hewitt

a huge bitch that nobody likes

have you heard of a mrs hewitt

by bigbick69 November 24, 2016