Hefel

- A spherical object with the ability to store more alcohol than one would normally think by just looking at it.
- Is also an avid greens keeper with the world's most superior of "white guy" dancing abilities.
- Does not mind and in fact enjoys being the butt of a joke or being laughed at as a result of unusual and strange actions.
- It's mating call is a very loud screech of "Ahhhh skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet."

"That (dance) move was so Hefel."
"He drinks like a Hefel."
"Wow that was stupid. You're acting like a Hefel."

by Iowa Nelly April 15, 2008

hefest

Professional trackmania player, 45 counts of tax evasion, 3 counts of homicide, breaking and entering, 5 counts of arson, 6 counts of assaulting a police officer, 129 speeding tickets, 42 counts of evading police in a police chase

Hey do you know hefest?

-yes

by big_farter August 28, 2022

El Hefe

'El Jefe' meaning 'the boss in Spanish. J is said as an H in Spanish, so it sounds like 'El Hefe'. Also the mexican guitarist from NoFX.

El Jefe (el hefe) es muy divertido - The Boss is very fun...or something, I only did GCSE Spanish and got a B....

by AoZoRa November 18, 2005

hefer

A negative word towards a female. Usually meaning that she is fat and ugly, rude and bitchy.

"That hefer stole my man, she knows that she is not all that!"

by Gangstax3kate09 January 15, 2007

hefemale

Opposite of a shemale. Dude with a pussy.

I wanted to suck his dick but it turned out he was a hefemale.

by Negsaso September 1, 2009

heefer

A large cow or a big nasty bitch.

Damn, Check that ho Candy yo! That bitch is a heefer!

by Rob Lussier September 25, 2006

gournisht helfen

Gournisht tzu helfen is a Yiddish phrase meaning "nothing will (or can) help you"

Mr. Trump, you're such a schmuck that despite your money, gournisht tzu helfen! Or, gournisht helfen.

by Itcha Madeevie January 26, 2016