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Aural Herpes

Aural Herpes occurs when a song gets stuck in your head, goes away, and then comes back. Once infected, the song remains in the head for life, with outbreaks occurring from time to time. While there is no known cure for aural herpes, outbreaks can be treated, usually by listening to music.
Katy Perry is a common strain of Aural Herpes.
by wesa23519 September 4, 2011
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Oral Herpes

Oral herpes is an infection of the mouth and lips of the herpes virus.
Adam Nardo got oral herpes from making out with Robb Lane.
by Archiepooh March 19, 2011
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ghost herpes

The paranoid itch you get on your privates when you didn't use a condom
I think he's clean, but I keep scratching my vajayjay...I really hope it's just ghost herpes

Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes
by cdafox September 22, 2009
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herpe birthday

The very first recorded blossoming of sores on an individual (either orally, genitally, anally, or elsewhere on the human body) as caused by the herpes virus.
Todd: Sam, it looks as though I've got a pretty bad sore down there. Do you have any clue as to what it might be?

Sam: Why, Todd, that appears to be a case of genital herpes! This must be your first outbreak; in which case, Herpe Birthday, my friend!
by not_my_good_eye August 7, 2012
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mario herpes

The storm cloud in Mario Kart Wii which shrinks the user and can be passed between cars simply by bumping into each other.
Shit, I thought it was cool driving with Peach, but all I ended up with was last place and mario herpes.
by Biggie Smalls for mayor February 21, 2009
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herpe meal

The performance of oral copulation upon the genitalia of a person who is suffering an outbreak of a sexually transmitted disease; particularly genital herpes. This may occur either with or without the foreknowledge of either partner.
I went to that girl's house with the intention of eating out her snatch, but she had a surprise in her box that I wasn't aware of. Now I have sores all over my lips. It looks like she served me a Herpe Meal.
by not_my_good_eye August 7, 2012
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Herpendra

A 'Herpendra', is the name given to the duplicate that is created, when a future self travels back in time and co-exists with its present self.
Daniel travelled back in time to find out who slipped the love letter into his bag. Daniel must be careful that his herpendra does not interact with his original form whilst he does so; otherwise the future could be altered.
by Romsey Goose April 3, 2011
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