Shitpiphany

A sudden realisation that feels grand and momentous but really isn't.

Hey man, you remember that scene in Point Break when the chief tells Utah that he's young dumb and full of cum? I just realised thats so much more offensive if you say it about a lady.

Wow, you just had a real shitpiphany didn't you.

by T-Drizzle-Lizzle September 7, 2017

hoepiphany

When a female realizes and regrets a large number of her sexual interactions with others because she know recognizes herself as a hoe.

Omg tiff I had a hoepiphany this weekend, I've officially had sex with 20 guys in the last year

by tittymilk69 May 30, 2016

hoepiphany

That moment when you realize you are a hoe.

Kim had a hoepiphany when she realized that she could charge money for lowblows.

by swagmar93 June 9, 2016

herpiphany

the act of having sex and suddenly realizing that your partner has herpes

every person who has ever slept with lindsay lohan has more than likely had a herpiphany

by hopat houty March 1, 2011

Highpiphany

When you have that perfect, simple , completely novel idea . That is so obvious and makes perfect sense. Then the pot wears off.

Highpiphany and facepalms go hand and hand.

by FD~ March 23, 2023