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hitcher jiggle

when a thick man bounces the cheeks up and down at a consistent pace
carter-hey chicken shit do hitcher jiggle
chicken shit-aight
carter-ahhh thank you
by ogchickenshit December 7, 2019
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hitthatmfyeet

Commonly used with big nibba (ni🅱️🅱️a) comes after you and challenges you to a yeet competition
Eyooo, iss me ya boi big nibba. Watchu think you runnin' away for boi? Getcho ass back here! We're about to hitthatmfyeet
by Merggy January 30, 2019
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hitchslap

The act that noted rational atheist Christopher Hitchens must employ on theologists when they attempt to enter discussions that require logic for proof and not "faith".
Christopher just hitchslapped Ned Flanders again when he tried to use the circular reasoning as proof that his theory is true because the Bible supports it.
by AcidLizard April 8, 2009
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hithesh

The most coolest and the best person u can find . He can also be known as the squigga . If u keep him around luck will come to u in bundles.simple definition is thug.....
If I am as cool as hithesh I soul be GOD
by Lolfsjvfimsea8jgyo December 25, 2016
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Midnight Hitchhiker

When you're lying next to your partner (preferably when they are sleeping but awake works just as well) adjust your hand into the hitchhiker position (thumb up) and launch your thumb directly into their butthole. After insertion is complete, make sure to thank them for the ride ;)
While in the spooning position, Rafaela was sleeping and Sebastian gave her the midnight hitchhiker in order to wake her up so he could get another ride aka sit on his dick.
by Socratittiess February 5, 2010
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the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

1: A book.

Not only is it a wholly remarkable book, it is also a highly successful one- more popular than the Celestial Home Care Omnibus, better selling than Fifty-Three More Things to Do in Zero Gravity, and more controversial than Oolon Colluphid's trilogy of philospophical blockbusters, Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, and Who Is This God Person Anyway?

In many of the more relaxed civilizations on the Outer Eastern Rim of the Galaxy, the Hitchhiker's Guide has already supplanted the great Encyclopedia Galatica as the standard repository of all knowledge and wisdom, for though it has many omissions and contains much that is apocryhal, or at least wildly inaccurate, it scores over the older, more pedestrian work in two important respects.

First, it is slightly cheaper; and second, it has the words Don't Panic inscribed in large friendly letters on its cover.

2: Also a book, written by Douglas Adams, which centers on the book that the book takes its name from. Not to say that the book deals entirely with the book, but that the book is, in the book, a central part. Of the book, that is.
by Vee Are Are Schee March 28, 2004
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Abercrombie's Hitch

A guy or girl that uses one or two Abercrombie shirts to look for someone to hook up with.
Pat: Nice Shirt, Abercrombie's Hitch?
Chris: Yep.
Pat: Cool.
by Chris Was Here June 9, 2009
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