Hit the Hay

An idiom commonly used referring to going to sleep but has been recently incorporated by druggies to say they are going to be smoking weed in order to avoid suspicion.

Caleb - "Hey d-dude I'm-I'm gonna 'hit the hay'."

Chad - "Uh what?"

Caleb - "H-Hit the hay? Y'know l-like smoking weed?"

Chad - "What? What the fuck? Who the hell says that?"

Caleb - "ah hah hah y-yeah."

Hit the Hay by shreksbucket November 18, 2019

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Hit the hay

The time for and when to beat your meat

Im going to "hit the hay"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Hit the hay by RocketMan_6911 January 20, 2018

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Hit the hay

Hit the hay means u would let someone “hit it” but it’s a better way of saying it

Hit the hay Being defined “I’d let him hit my hay any day” as in I’d let him fuck me any day

Hit the hay by Alannalovesseanansseanlovesher January 16, 2021

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Hit the hay

It's been a long day, I'm going to "hit the hay".

Hit the hay by Big Al's Hog Barn July 30, 2025

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hit the hay

it means to ask a girl out

Time to hit the hay with Sofia!

hit the hay by digfugg November 15, 2025

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Play gay and hit the hay

When a person of one gender has sexual intercourse with a person of the same gender making them a homosexual and then fall asleep immediately after the act.

Tom: "let's Play gay and hit the hay, it will be our little secret"
Bob: "I will Play gay but I'm gone after that"

Play gay and hit the hay by Kurses June 10, 2020

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