High and dry

When you're left with a boner but you didn't shoot your jizz

I already came. Sorry to leave you high and dry

by L1am3 June 26, 2019

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High and dry

The act of defecating on the ledge of the toilet bowl where the fecal deposit will not be submerged in water. Generally an act of aggression, this is most effective when conducted at a time when the toilet will not be used for a period of time, thus allowing it to dry.

After she discovered his second family, Chelsea left her husband while he was "away on business". All she left behind for him was a high and dry.

by Rtrchc December 27, 2017

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high and dry

When you go on a walk between rain showers to smoke a joint, and stay dry while getting high.

I’ll call you later, I’m about to go on a walk that will leave me high and dry!

by no original thoughts May 27, 2022

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left high and dry

a) (archaic definition) : to be left alone and helpless

b) (my more modern, updated definition) : to be left with a self-induced alcohol/drug abuse problem and a non-existent sex life following an acrimonious break up

since getting professional psycho-social from a social worker costs a small fortune in Canada and the United States, it is no wonder that a lot of people will be left high and dry, according to both definition a) and b)

by Sexydimma August 2, 2014

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dry high

Behaving like somebody who's high, without being under the influence of any drugs: it's essentially a non-stoned stoner moment.
Typically, you're tripping out on something really mundane.

Dude, you're having such a dry high, staring at the steam from that cup!
Man, this kid made a fart noise and I just laughed for ages -totally dry high!

by greenhare May 17, 2010

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left high and dry

Left with a self Induced drug/alcohol addiction and a non existent sex life after a break up.

Well since getting the professional psychosocial support you may need after after a break up is financially unaffordable for most people, it isn't surprising a lot of them will be left high and dry.

by Sexydimma July 31, 2014

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