1. a noun; A derogatory term describing or referring to a person from a rural background or community. The noun hick usually describes lower class whites raised in rural areas on trailer parks or
hog farms. Generally used more for Midwesterners and
people from southern Ontario than Southerners (see: redneck)
General defining characteristics of a hick: Protestant upbringing, usually Baptist; racist and sexist opinions; does not attend collage ; dumber than a post. They often have
poor grammar and drive pickup trucks. They care very little for the environment and often do not realize that their livelihood farming, is dependent upon a healthy and stable environment. However they are not solely farmers. In fact most hick'
s live in rural areas and live off
welfare because they are too stupid to know how to farm.
They can usually be identified through the usage of the following
words. Y'all, Yous (They fail to recognize that you can be both plural and singular) We's Thems, etc.
Thus they have
poor comprehension of vocabulary and basic tenants of the English language.
Kerri
Lee Smith: Thems
people from the city are such butt fucking idiots.
Me: I can't believe how stupid my roommate is. I cannot believe she just said that yet spent all weekend being fucked in the ass, thus failing to see the
irony of such a statement.
I wish she would just drive her pickup truck back to her fucking trailer park.
Further Example: (In hick writing) "Yous
people turn them alarm Clocks of! Its 1:30 PM in the morning! I cant gets no sleep cuz of yous butt fucking idiots! I'm horney!"
"I pokes my urethra with a Pencil to get them bacterias out"
N.B. My Roommate Kerri
Lee Smith is such a huge fucking hick. She calls all people from the city butt fucking idiots and usually demonstrates
poor grammar. E.g using expressions such as "good on ya", "sure as fuck",
