hibernating woodlock

To put your johnson in someone's poop chute

"You bill i just did the hibernating woodlock

by ratwrap February 13, 2023

hibernating

When your laptop decides to turn off because it's "battery is low." Usually followed by a yell, a scream, or some profanity.

Haha, this video is hilarious! What, laptop, you're hibernating?! AAARGH! Shit, damn!

by Green Bucket(s) October 13, 2009

Hyperdating

when a couple spends all of their time together without any breaks for other friends only to break-up because they get sick of each other.

Jenny: "Where's Sarah, I haven't seen her in months"
Erin: "Oh, she's hyperdating Steve"

Two weeks later:

Erin: "Hey Sarah, where's Steve"
Sarah: "We broke up, I got sick of him."

by oxymoronis December 2, 2010

Hyberdating

When your whole world revolves around you and your boyfriend/girlfriend. And It’s only them, no one else. You spend ALL your time with them, and you ONLY hang out with them, and you ONLY talk about them, and everything you do is about THEM. Most likely you will end up having: no friends and no personal space or private time.

Friend: "Hey, wanna hang out today?"
Hyberdater: "No, im seeing ____ today"
Friend "Oh ok, how about this weekend?"
Hyberdater: "Well...I'll be with ____ then too"
Friend: "Uhm..alright, so you comin' to my birthday?"
Hyberdater: "Oh darn, I have plans that night with ____"
Friend: "You know what..forget it. Have fun with your hyberdating"

by mosterface483 December 2, 2010

hibernating squirrel

We know squirrels hibernate, and they dig in the dirt to hide their nuts... So... The Hibernating Squirrel is when you are doing a chick doggy style in the ass(Digging in the Dirt) and you tuck your balls inside her vagina (Hide your nuts)

"yo dude did you bang that broad last night?"
"Yeah man, I gave her the ol' Hibernating Squirrel!"

by Higg9 May 26, 2008

hibergaming

doing only games the entire day without eating anything, socializing, or doing anything that requires you from getting up out of your couch or chair.

side-effects of hibergaming:
painful ass
bloodshot eyes
deep imprint in your seat
sudden erection (severe)

John: dude where were u last night? we were gonna rave! Brent: sorry man, i was hibergaming to GTA IV

by brent the twinkie January 26, 2011

hibernating bear

The act of taking a crap in the cistern of the toilet. The turd then hibernates for a couple of months before being broken down enough to emerge during flushing.

Person 1: OMG i just flushed the toilet and shit came out instead of water

Person 2: Dude you awoke my bear, it's been hibernating for the last 4 weeks

Person 1: You did a hibernating bear in my toilet...you're seriously fucked, we are not firends anymore

Person 2: fuck off, its the funniest thing ever

Person 1: yer i guess your right, after all i did leave a coffee bean in your kettle

by Nature Lover December 24, 2007