Woeber heuristic 

In order to ease the cognitive load of decision-making related to the consumption of luxury goods and services one may apply the Woeber heuristic by inquiring the cost of all available alternative and selecting the most lavish option.

P1: "Should I order the Wagyu Rib Eye or the Argentinian Tomahawk?"

P2: Just use the Woeber heuristic and choose the more expensive one!

Woeber heuristic by DonJulioDerKonsumVogel August 30, 2019

heuristocrat 

An elite-level expert at using cognitive shortcuts to solve problems.

My doctor is an absolute heuristocrat when it comes to making accurate diagnoses.

heuristocrat by CdnKidsMD May 17, 2022

hellistic vocalist 

A scary ass, made up type of noise-music first appearing on the "X Factor" by a crazy chick that roared and shrieked.

Ariel: "I'm a hellistic vocalist. You're stupid!"

hellistic vocalist by TruthTells December 26, 2011

Helistic 

When something is absolutely crazy.
Also a name for a song by sks2002.

That new prodigy track was absolutely Helistic.

Helistic by sks2002 May 28, 2018

heritickle 

the proccess of tickle a heritic

To extract the information, we must heritickle the satanist

heritickle by NO WAY BITCH December 22, 2003

Social Heuristics 

Through self awareness of the human condition heuristic replacement thinking in others.

I want to make I and you to we. This through self awareness of the human condition heuristic replacement thinking in positive and negative egoism. We have to be aware of social heuristics.

Social Heuristics by Sharpnbrite February 23, 2021

hubristic ambition 

overly prideful desires for accomplishment

When he started to babble on about how it was his destiny to be the first man to set foot on Mars, we knew his hubristic ambition was getting the better of him.

hubristic ambition by random dude walking February 16, 2017