henohenomoheji

An arrangement of these Japanese hiragana to create a face (he へ for the eyebrows, no の for the eyes, mo も for the nose, he へ again for a mouth, and can be surrounded by ji じ to outline the face)

へ へ
の の
も
へ

Sensei proceeded to draw the henohenomoheji face on the chalk board, for fun.

by Tofu-Miso December 1, 2010

Henormous

Adj. (1) To describe a man with large junk (2) A word to compare normal males to those that have been cross-bread with a horse or mule.

We were out at the club 'Manhole' last night and got completely wasted. Last thing I remember was this gang of bikers whipping out their HENORMOUS tools. I could not walk for a week after. Next time I will remember to bring some WD-40.

by Greg H Stick June 26, 2009

Heinous Anus

The sensation that one's sphincter is actually aflame, usually occurring after eating bad tex-mex, taking a really nasty shit, or pulling the Steve-O Bottle Rocket stunt from JACKASS NUMBER TWO...

GUY1: Dude, why did I have to go to Chipotle on my lunch break? Now I've got to sit through this board meeting with my heinous anus! My Asshole must look like a cigarette burn on the Sunday morning comics!

by Mjolnir12982 April 18, 2010

george hennon

Some that is missing and needs to be found

Sir have you seen George hennon

by Bubble wrap September 3, 2017

hatnoi

A cute thing that everyone loves and also makes them happy when seeing it.

Hi hatnoi.. *smiles* You make me smile a lot!

by Chxrlie May 19, 2021

Hetro loser

n. 1. a word gay people use to insult straight people.

2. Someone that is not gay friendly/lame/unattractive/unable to dance.

Some gay friendly straight people in Sydney also use it as derogatory term to stop the gay bully behavior such as calling gay people faggot, the aim is to promote gay friendliness around the world.

Hetro Loser: Watch how those faggots dance.

Gay man: You mad cos I'm a hot dancer and you're a fat wall flower? You hetro loser!!

After being a jerk to the gay man this man is hitting on a girl.

Hetro loser: Hey hottie! Can I take you home tonight?

Straight Girl: Fuck off you hetro loser!!

by Delinger March 12, 2011

Heinous Anus Fragrance

Flatulence of the worst kind. A severe fart that is like an obscene phone call from nature. The air--dank, fetid, unsavory and far from fresh--feels as if it is being exhaled into one's face from a nuclear blast channeled through an unkempt brown eye. Sometimes the smell even tastes like effluvious rotting death- beer vomit, infected diarrhea, gangrene, and the mystery smell of the river entering the ocean at low tide, amplifying the intrusion of feculent compost. It is obscene and repulsive, harsh and violent at the same time. In close proximity, miles from the barking bowels of the guilty anus, the air maintains this quality of putrid death, although unknown where it acquired a tinge of Satan's rectum, perhaps due to fumes expelled by tormented souls asses being delivered by rancid demons.

A smell awoke him. It was a scent as old as time. It was a hundred aromas of a thousand skunks. It was the tang of sweaty underarm. It was the musk of rough anal sex. It was the muscular rot of Gruyère cheese in urine. It was the spice of rotting savorous road kill. Meaty and redolent of death with decay and repugnant rot. It was horrid and offensive and nauseating and obscene. It was solid and alive - so alive! And it was close, lying right next to him in fact. The vapors invaded his nostrils and his hair rose to their roots. His eyes were as heavy as manhole covers, but he opened them. Through the dying calm inside him snaked the horrible realization that she had expelled another heinous anus fragrance.

by keifermail April 15, 2014