hugsturbate

To hug oneself.

I hugsturbate in public.

by Lungslice April 8, 2010

Hamsturbate

When you use a hamster for dirty deeds. Usually will end with the hamster dying.

Bob: I got a new hamster!
Sam: Then let me hamsturbate with it.
Bob: But you'll kill it!
Sam: It's okay...*snatches hamster*

*a couple minutes later*

Bob: MY GOD!!

by Paulton January 6, 2008

yesturbate

To have to use yesterday's material to mastrubate.

Dude, I have to get a new girlfriend. It's been so long since I've had contact with an attractive girl that I'm starting to yesturbate.

by kingbumii May 6, 2015

festurbate

To masturbate at a party or some other festivity.

Depressed that he had no one to hook up with at the New Years party, John withdrew into the guest room and festurbated.

by kingbumii May 7, 2015

chesturbate

When a girl is alone in her bed playing with her titties

As teenage girls grow into women, they may find that they start to chesturbate more often, which is completely normal.

by Jenny Talia Jr. February 1, 2017

hestibate

1)The moment in any bathroom when one questions if they should finish taking a shit or masterbate

2) hesitating to master bate because your parents are in the other room

1) here I sit and hesitate should I shit or masterbate
Man I'm in a situation of hestibating

2) man my parents are in the other room but I have this raging boner I'm in a state of hestibate

by Echidna dick January 10, 2018

Resturbate

To leisurely masturbate & rest at the same time.

I like to resturbate during my break time at work.

by Scooby1969 March 11, 2026