Hoetch

n. A term used for a friend that is more than a best friend but is like family to you. A hoetch can only be goodlooking. When you are a hoetch, you are a dear friend to that person.

n. A hoe/bitch. When you act like a hoetch, you are acting like a hoe and a bitch.

note: there is a difference between being a hoetch and acting like a hoetch. Being a hoetch is a positive thing, however, acting like a hoetch is an insult.

definition 1: Katie is a hoetch. She is Queen Hoetch, actually.

definition 2: She is acting like such a hoetch, I can't stand her.

by mitra and kristin October 14, 2008

Hootchepa

A game; You lock the doors to the bathrooms, then drink until somebody poops their pants. then you take a picture and yell "YOU'VE BEEN HOOTCHPAED!"

Dude, last night we played hootchepa, and Jim totally pooped his pants...

by CherylBoBeryls August 19, 2008

hotchkee

"oh no"
a horrible mishap

oh no..what a hotchkee

by the maker of hotchkee May 29, 2010

Hootchigalaylay

It describes your day in a quick way. It means like you had an okay day or sumthin.

<Wife> How was work honey?
<Father> I don't want to talk about it, it was just hootchigalaylay. (walking and fading away)

by google IT! February 3, 2005

hootchie

trashy, fowl talking, provocative dressing, loud, appearing confident but stupid. (used more for women)

shenene in the martin series.

by kwame June 18, 2005

Hotchmo

Coolest dude rollin into a bar...but only in his mind.

Look at that hotchmo.

Synonym: douchebag

by Lone Wolf BD April 4, 2017

hotchner

The sexiest man alive! The god of a man will give u the nailing of your life then make u waffles he will yell at you and make u horny well also making u feel like a queen he is dad and daddy

He is such a hotchner
Ik right!
Like the guy from criminal minds

by Gay_girl chicken whore❤ December 30, 2020