hemotept

A huge salty faggot.

That guys being a real hemotept.

by swagneto12354 October 3, 2016

Hemorrhoid

Swollen veins in or outside the anus

that dude is a hemorrhoid

by dhar woman July 7, 2022

hemmosexual

a sexual orientation where you are only attracted to luke hemmings.

Person: Dud michael totally likes you
Me: Sorry i'm a hemmosexual

by thelinzz June 22, 2014

Hermoane Granger

Having sex with your girlfriend while she is trying to study.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Hermoane Granger last night.

by Lil_Bird414 April 30, 2021

Subconjunctival Hemorrhage

Subconjunctival hemorrhage is a broken blood vessel in the eye caused by a lack of the following: vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, cunnilingus, anilingus, kissing, flirting, fondling, hugging, and a lack of loving text messages from someone special.

The condition is self-resolving with an adequate amount of TLC from the appropriate person. Preferable done away from life, for a minimum of two nights...just you and me...secluded from the world.

Betty: Dude, my eye... I've got a bad case of subconjunctival hemorrhage thanks to you.
Bobby: Get your naked ass over to my house and I'll make it better.

by BettyVega April 21, 2014

Hemmoroids

A mispelling of the word "Hemorrhoids."

This commercial for topical anus jell misspelled the word "Hemorrhoids" as "Hemmoroids." Can't they get their shit together, already? Fuck retards who can't spell a medical word correctly.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

Anal hemorrhage

This is the bleeding or hemorrhage(another word for bleeding) from the anus or anal cavity.

Mrs. cherry had an operation a couple days ago to stop her anal hemorrhage.

by xbballbrandon23x July 17, 2009