hensoned

To really fuck something up and never admitting you do anything wrong.

That guy really hensoned the rifle range papers yesterday.

by Elijah Kane September 11, 2009

Henson

Someone who constantly talks nonsense, and gets told to shut up frequently

Shut up Henson

by _sam November 24, 2016

tim henson

media darling, host of the distorted view daily podcast.

"hey freaks!, welcome to the distorted view daily podcast. im your host tim henson, the media darling."

by tom peters July 1, 2005

The Jim Henson

During coitus, the male puts one hand in the female’s vagina and the other in her rectum, and proceeds to use his hands as puppets and performs The Muppets “Mah Nà Mah Nà” duet while inside her until she reaches climax.

“Dude, I did the Jim Henson with my girlfriend last night and by the end she was singing along”

by weird sex acts July 14, 2019

John Henson

1. Unfunny "comedian" who was once host of Talk Soup and currently has a "show" on the TV Guide Channel.

2. Any of the various non-pigmented, birthmarks on the head, from the idiot described above.

1. I would rather channel surf than have to listen/see John Henson rattle off unfunny sayings.

2. Ew! Look at that fucked up John Henson on that guy's head!

by The Tyler July 31, 2006

the jim henson

When a fist is inserted into a vagina while the girl is lifted into the air, like a puppet.

Dude, she was so loose i gave her the Jim Henson!

by Brockman September 15, 2003

Tim Henson

Best guitarist ever and anime villain

Person1: Omg I want to fuck tim henson hes soo sexy
Person2: Wtf bro u gay

by Mint2y June 25, 2023