convenient headache

Saying that u have a headache as an excuse to not do something, avoid doing something, to get someone to shut the fuck up or to get someone to do something.

Example 1
Man: Honey, we have been together for almost six months and i really wanna express my feelings for you physical..

Woman: Not now! I have a headache!


Example 2
Mother: My son went a party Friday night, he played soccer on Saturday and went to the cinema on Sunday but now he says that his head is hurting him and he cannot go to school tomorroe. What a convenient headache..

by ZCMC March 30, 2009

mikegrain headache

The headach one gets from working with someone named Mike.

A: Dude, you look like you're in agony. What's up?
B: I've got a "Mikegrain headache" man. Worst ever. There's a project due next week and he's freaking out like it was due yesterday.

by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009

henal

Henal is a girl who is someone who can be defined by these words: gorgeous, outgoing, funny, awesome, crazy, dumb, the most amazing best friend someone can ever have. This person is usually sarcastic a alot, but that is what makes her funny and just makes her, her. She loves the colour purple and yoga pants. She does not think she is pretty but in reality she is the most attractive and beautiful thing to walk this earth. She is usually the prettiest and most popular one in the school, but fails to realize this. She has lots of friends, but makes sure that the ones most important in her life are valued most (her bestfriend and boyfriend). She is a flirter but is so faithful, and she also is a crazy partier and everyone loves her!

Henal is so damn sexy

by SexyOhmButtFart July 23, 2019

A Headache of 7th Graders

A group of seventh graders; almost like a gaggle of turkeys.

I couldn't print out my essay because there was a Headache of 7th Graders using up every computer!

by DandyChickenz January 24, 2020

yee yee headass

A yee yee headass is somebody that is completely devoid of any common sense and even worse, is also being a total dickhead.

Fuck off, you yee yee headass.
That guy really is being a yee yee headass right now.

by yee yee headass October 3, 2018

hendall

the publicity stunt modest management pulled pretending Harry Styles and Kendall Jenner were dating.

Hendall is a full of crap.

by nutellazialls December 7, 2013

Autotune Headache

A headache and feeling of nausea you get from listening to music that uses autotune.

Person 1: "Hey man, I'm gonna put on some Kanye West."

Person 2: "No man, leave that shit off. I've got a serious autotune headache."

by nothere413 September 8, 2010