hempeleptic

When someone smokes enough hemp to put them to Sleep

Dude check out the hempeleptic on the couch

by highrisegoat January 18, 2013

humped

sexed vigorously

She was humped like a demented ferret!

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

hepped up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with illegal substances.

The driver involved with the hit & run incident appeared to be hepped up on goofballs

by Dr. Zoidberg December 8, 2002

Trump Humped

The act of a person taking a pussy picking it up an eating the whole thing.

You Trump Humped someone so don't say a thing

by TRUMP=SUICIDE November 14, 2016

hempeling

1.) The act of lingering behind people as the walk.

2.) Message girls randomly saying Hey!! (:

3.) Being in the backround of a picture pretending to be texting, but no ever texts u.

4.) Always asking to hang out.

Hempel: Hey!! (:
Girl: Umm Hi?

Or dude look at that kid Hempeling behind us

by Dat1Guy_ December 24, 2010

Humped Zebra Crossing

A term used in the UK for a giant speed bump with a striped crosswalk on top of it.

He bottomed out his csr on the humped zebra crossing.

by Mark January 21, 2005

Herpedian

A known carrier of the genital strain herpes virus

That ROV pilot Craig was a right herpedian!

by emafini July 12, 2011