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Helvetica

Perhaps the best font ever, Helvetica is admired for its modernist, neutral design. It has been copied many times, in Arial, Swiss 721, and Univers 95.
Helvetica, helvetica, helvetica. The best font ever
by Cosman246 April 2, 2011
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Nematodirus helvetianus

A parasite. In Norwegian the word means "hell in anus". Not much is know about this parasite among most people, but the name indicate that it is pain full to have in the anal parts.
Man: I think i have Nematodirus helvetianus, cos my anal parts hurtig like hell. Doctor : nono it is just the good old hemoroids. Man: i just want you to inspect my ass with one of your pianofingers, sir. Is that too much to ask for?

Woman : i would like to have analsex tonight, sir. Man: i have an infection of nematodirus helvetianus on my genitals. Woman : neeeeeext.
by Nematodirus helvetianus June 5, 2015
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Helvetica

A person who rules the universe in font form.
Hey what’s the best font?

Futura, and Graphik are good fonts, but we should all praise our great leader of the universe known as Helvetica.
by AnOrganism February 5, 2021
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Helvetica

The preferred typeface of Emos everywhere.
Bob: I want to name my daughter Helvetica.
Joe: Bob, you're a emo faggot.
by TJ's Hooker March 25, 2009
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helvetin kuustoista

Finnish curse word that means (Hell's sixteen)
Jonathan: Hi Tuomas! What are you doing?
Tuomas: Helvetin kuustoista! it's broken!
by Sk0rp3r October 22, 2019
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helvette

a nice word, it like, heaven
i hope you go to helvette
by nona August 20, 2003
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The Helvetica Scenario

The Helvetica Scenario is when the queen leaves the nest, or the center of calcium. this can happen when making industrial calcium. Noone really knows where the makers of Look Around You came up with this idea but it is thought that it could possibly be an inside joke(possibly to the entire country) that the U.S. is left out of. When helvetica happens you do not want to be anywhere near that area. your face will melt off which is pretty bad.
It is not only limited to calcium however, it can also happen with i-calcium atomic weight 42.
this is the only way to express it.
The Helvetica Scenario
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aY7XH2ulTEU&feature=related
by gdug27 February 23, 2009
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