helmet

what they called head back in the day.

i'm going to get some helmet today boys!

by Jay May 29, 2003

helmet

A name given to a circumcised guy's penis. Or simply just a name given to a guy who has a circumcised penis. Used as the opposite of sock, i.e. an uncircumcised guy's penis.

This of course came about due to the obvious visual differences, i.e. a circumcised penis could appear to be wearing a helmet, whereas the extra skin on an uncircumcised penis kinda looks like a sock.

Curious Dude: "Hey man, question. Are you a helmet or a sock?"

Jewish Dude: "Holy crap, man, for the last time: I'm Jewish! Think about it."

Curious/Confused Dude: "What the hell, man? What's Judaism got to do with your package?"

Exasperated/Jewish Dude: "Oy!"

by Yorko February 26, 2008

helmet

oral stimulation of the penis

Yo' broad gives some mean helmet.

by Joseph Momma November 7, 2003

helmet

used in da dirty south west of da uk, anova word for blow or weed.

mayne u got ne helmet on you this niga needs a blow!

by G from B April 17, 2008

helmet

a descriptive word used for a certain marijuana whos effects are so powerful that when after smoking an actual protective helmet is required to perform routine activities so one does not seriously injure his or her self

"Hey Willie would you like to go smoke this helmet with me?"

"Yo son hit this hemlmet."

by double digits 70 March 31, 2009

helmet

the head of a penis also used to refer to those who are considered dorks, losers, nerds, or simply those who never get tail

Man, that dude's such a f****n helmet!

by giblets January 13, 2004

helmet

(verb): To insert one's head into a sex partner's anus, as if wearing them like a helmet. Requires surgical removal of the receiver's sphincter.

Bob was not happy to learn he would have to wear adult diapers for the rest of his life following the procedure that would allow Janice to helmet him.

by C. U. Farley May 22, 2008