The act of shoving one's head up the anus of a man. This requires either surgical modification of the sphincter or EXTREME anal training with buttplugs. I honestly cant imagine this being possible, but there's some fuctup people out there and I'm sure its been done by somone.
Tired of rodents and peni, Richard Gere decided to finaly allow Jacko to savagely stretch his ass with a series of huge buttplugs and within a week of teribla anal torture he was ready to be HELMED, to take the greasy pale head deep in his anus.
by guilty_spork December 06, 2004
Helming - (verb) The act of working the top of ones head into a vagina. When complete the owner of said vagina sits atop the head like a helmet.
Naomi is such a connoisseur of fetishes, she literally sets sexual trends. Right now she's enthused by helming and docking. It's so South Eastern European.
by BrianSpastic March 05, 2010
Feeling embarassed, humiliated, belittled, criticized, scrutinized and cut down to the size of absolutely nothing due to the actions of another person.
An example of being helmed is when someone, possibly a co-worker, goes above and beyond to make you and everyone else aware of your mistakes or mishaps.
by Tired of being Helmed March 24, 2011
1. Someone who shreds guitar, playing mostly 80's metal riffs.
Also, a 'Helm' can be a person that acts years younger than their actual age, often gaining satisfaction from pranking people.
Also, a 'Helm' can be a person that acts years younger than their actual age, often gaining satisfaction from pranking people.
1. Did you see that guy shredding on that flying V in Guitar Center? He was such a Helm!
2. Dammit! Someone soaped the falls again. It was probably Helm.
2. Dammit! Someone soaped the falls again. It was probably Helm.
by OwenOwenOwen March 05, 2009
by Saralove March 25, 2014
(n.), an english term used to describe one who has an overwhelming flow of chest hair. (v.) the act of growing an overwhelming flow of chest hair.
(n.) Look at that guy, his chest is so hairy. He is a Helm.
(v.) His chest is hairy because he starting helming at such a young age.
(v.) His chest is hairy because he starting helming at such a young age.
by tim May 27, 2004
(colloquial noun - abbreviated from "helmet") : A begrudged friend who is tolerated, of disreputable or unreliable character.
"We was out on the tiles last night, he really did my head in last night, he's my bro n all, but he was cock blocking me all night - acting like such a helms."
"Alright helms?! How's it going"
Etc
"Alright helms?! How's it going"
Etc
by Nath Dogg November 29, 2013