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Helio

Another shitty MNVO just waiting to hit the gutter. It claims to be THE carrier for bringing vutting-edge phones from Asia, but so far has only brang in one good phone (the Ocean). The rest are pieces of shit. The only reason it hasn't followed the fate of Amp'D Mobile ESPN Mobile, and Disney Mobile is because SK Telecom (their parent company) keeps dumping money into it in hopes that it'll become profitable one day.

FAT CHANCE

Helio spends $1,300-$1,500 per customer aquisition. It would take 3-4 years of a customer paying their bill on time just to break even. In addition to this, Helio leases all its network space from Sprint, meaning that it makes it even harder for it to make money.

I don't see it being around too much longer. And why the hell would you want a Helio plan when you can get a Sprint SERO plan for MUCH cheaper? Sprint also has a better line-up of phones.
Helio, don't call it a phone. Call it a piece of shit!
by Helio Sucks! April 10, 2008
mugGet the Heliomug.

helioed

When you get owned by a bunch of people better than you.
You so got Helioed.
by Helio member May 6, 2006
mugGet the helioedmug.

Helio

A phone company responcible for building and distributing phones.
"Hey, have you seen my Helio?"
"is it a phone?"
"Uhh...I think so.."
by Mike Silverman September 16, 2008
mugGet the Heliomug.

Helio

Crapwagon-driving fence-climbing monkey who stole the Indianoplis 500 win from Paul Tracy. "He pass me under yellow!"
What's a Helio?
by RaceGrrl December 20, 2003
mugGet the Heliomug.

helios

a machine that is used for oxygen patients so that they can travel with their oxygen
My helios is broken.
by Lisa McDonald July 1, 2005
mugGet the heliosmug.

CMD Helios

A cool ass Mf that does shit and calls renn basic
CMD Helios: Renn your basic
Renn: Sadge
by Thecapnow July 19, 2022
mugGet the CMD Heliosmug.

Helio

Sexy ass nigga that deserves head
Helio you deserve head
by Lethal762 May 18, 2022
mugGet the Heliomug.

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