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Herberg Middle School

a school of filthy annoying ass kids that smell at 7 am in the morning each day. the school currently has a methane gas problem that kids are breathing in. Full of nicotine addicts. Mrs. Castonguay the 8th grade math teacher is a whole witch. The seventh graders also think they run the school.
You go to Herberg Middle School?

Yeah, yesterday I walked in on seventh graders feining over a juul.
by Unknown thotty bitch December 9, 2019
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mitch hedberg

A man who brought great humor into the world until he died early 2005. It was a great loss. He has produced some excellent CDs, and I very much suggest that you go and buy them.
All the previous entries on this page are correct, unless someone dissed him.
(I would put a quote here, if i could be bothered. I can, and so I will.)

"My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. 'Come on, four billion! Fuck. Seven. I need more dice.'"

and

"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."

And who could forget...

"On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
by Twalger April 29, 2005
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Hiberdating

Verb - Someone who ignores all their other friends when they are dating a boyfriend/girlfriend
I haven't seen or heard from Jennifer since she started hiberdating Teddy four months ago.
by Andy Freemon November 28, 2010
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herberina

This bitch ahh mannequin who poses for depop like shes famous or smthn 😂😂 Limbs are taken off every weekend and head is sometimes unattached
“Yooo i saw herberina modeling some skirt no one wanted to buy on Depop yuhh she an opp”
“Yeah she literally closes the oven door ion know !”
by Opperina November 2, 2020
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Heimernigger

Heimernigger is way to name League of Legend champion. It's mostly used by racist people and in game its banable
I got killed by heimernigger
by Arwy December 8, 2021
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hiberbate

To pass the winter in a dormant or torpid state of excessive masturbation.
as a verb:
"All he did last winter was hiberbate."
as a noun:
"This smallness of this town is conducive to hiberbation."
or
"I envy that particular individual for his consummate position as an avid hiberbator."
by downbeat March 14, 2004
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Heimerdinger

My econ teacher is such a heimerdinger.
by Karly Gelardi January 6, 2008
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