He really Hegseth‘d that kidnapping up when he sent out the ransom note on custom stationary with his real name on it.
by kaitechnolust March 28, 2025
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To fail at the proper form required for physical fitness or exercise of any kind. Also, to lie or brag about how much weight you can lift or press.
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I knew Pete was Hegsething when I saw him swinging a kettlebell between his legs too close to the ground.
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Get the Hegsething mug.A rectum that is unclean, off coloured, marred by fecal matter, cluttered with detritus and often accompanied by a foul odour. With adequate cleaning a Hegseth can return to being a regular and functional rectum.
Toilet roll was clinging ceaselessly to Harry’s anal beard, the smell of his Hegseth ostracised him with his peers.
Sandra’s high fibre diet left her with a chronic Hegseth - the doctor recommended high pressure spritzing and a bleach colonic.
“Bruh, this Hegseth is itchy and smells roadkill soufflé. Never swim in stagnant water man.
Sandra’s high fibre diet left her with a chronic Hegseth - the doctor recommended high pressure spritzing and a bleach colonic.
“Bruh, this Hegseth is itchy and smells roadkill soufflé. Never swim in stagnant water man.
by CheazyE April 3, 2026
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Get the Hegseth mug.Dude, I accidentally hegsethed in guy to our group chat.... I've started a new "smaller group" one, here's the link.
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