Higginstory (Higgstory)

-A laughable explanation, made somewhat believable, of a historic event in which involves no character of the era in which the event took place or if said event ever took place.

-A Wikipedia entry

-Complete intestinal digestion (making shit) of historical facts and icons.

I asked a genius feller from north Alabama if he seen the movie about a feller named Napolean. He just started givin me this Higginstory (Higgstory) lesson:

Napolean Dynamite (A French peasant who became a General) and his merry men were secretive members of the Illuminati at the time of the Hindu reign in Jerusalem (circa 1978 AD).

by boaticus March 6, 2009

kevin higgs

A very mean person that kicks people out of Hangouts chats. Commonly known as 'Higgles'.

Kevin Higgs is very mean.

by defund November 15, 2017

Higgs boson

A hypothetical massive scalar elementary particle which could help explain how massless elementary particles can have mass. Named after physicist Peter Higgs.

The Large Hadron Collider at CERN and Fermilab may detect the Higgs boson in the future.

by codell February 28, 2009

Hoggshlah

This is what a sloth sounds like as it masturbates slowly but surely. First the sloth spits on its hand and wraps its large hand around the penis. It strokes its shaft, while using its freehand to finger its asshole. All of this is happening while a pizza sits on a fancy thrown.....yes it is pepperoni....as well as a large smelly african american male laughs while picking his belly button lint and chugging his grape faygo. Buh duh duh dump! Buh duh duh dump!

Ha Ha Ha Hoggshlah!

by HankYourMom March 9, 2011

Hegseth

Somebody who enjoys ruining fun or excitement only to please himself, he will continue to ruin the fun of everything until there is no more fun available.

"Dude that guy is such a hegseth, this is going to be the worst class ever!"

by RonnyD May 30, 2012

Luke Heggie Supreme

In the middle of having sex with a girl you grab her leg and break it and then pull out and finish on the girls broken leg

Matthew: Hey Jake did you here about what happened to molly?
Jake: No what happened?
Matthew: Luke gave her a Luke Heggie Supreme so now she’s gonna be on crutches for the next week

by WhoTFisPdenny July 14, 2020

Raegan Huggslington

noob

Wow that Raegan Huggslington is such a noob

by Simp || Stick Main January 5, 2022