crap-haggler

Any person, not necessarily homeless, that will haggle bargain with you for your feces (chocolate gumdrops).
Someone that will approach you seemingly out of nowhere, after having shadowed you, analyzing in secret the remnants of your stanking poo, perhaps left behind in public restrooms.
They will attempt to get you to lower your standard fee - don't! Rob them blind with your penchant for poo pricing!

Jeremiah, once a stand up guy, fell victim to the thrifty prowess of the notorious East End crap-haggler Humberto "two turd" Rodriguez.

by Paco Sánchez November 22, 2006

hoggle

To masturbate to an online prostitute

Frank used to hoggle at the computer every day, until his wife caught him.

by Evil Ed the Lesser August 23, 2011

Higglet

An awesome army of people from all of the world, gay people, straight people, black people, white people, yellow people, attack helicopters, fat people but never americans, they suck dick. Higglets will sacrifice themselves if they get the chance and a great enough threat is there. Higglets work together in the communist country of atlantis. Higglets are in a long lasting war with nigglets.

DAMN THAT HIGGLET JUST SAVED HIS ENTIRE RACE FROM A METEOR SENT BY THE NIGGLETS.

by BIG HIGGA February 3, 2018

mr. Higglesworth

That asshole teacher who always fails you because he has a fetish for giving people Fs. He often has a high-pitched voice that makes your ears bleed, and uses that voice to insult you to no end and speak in sentences longer than required. Favorite words include gay, fagola, ass-signment, and F.

Mr. Higglesworth: Well, Fagola, it appears you go approximately zero wrong on your ass-sighnment. Therefore, your score is exactly F out of 12, you failed!

by Foab August 14, 2014

C higgle bitties

A straight fucking o.g man he's as thug as they come. If u need a bitch on your dick call this man he always knows where to find them. When you are around him he is always texting at least 5 bitties at once. All u gotta do is say "where da bitches at"... HE KNOWS. The only down side to this character is he gets drunk off of 1 beer literally.

EXCELLENT DANCER, he knows everything the stanky leg , the jerk everything
Very charming he is very suave.

-Where da bitches at?
- Idk ask c higgle bitties

by mafffffy February 17, 2010

hagglegat

A juice tasting party and potluck with many exotic foods like Jewish fish and Pablo's pies.

" Oh man I love the salamander sauce that you brought to our hagglegat!"

by Liwimouse April 22, 2022

Heggedal

Someplace far east in Norway where a bunch of rednecks live. There isn't much to look at, but there are several descent kebab-restaurants which are worth a visit. Even though the town is pretty far from civilization, Heggedal is best known for the obnoxious brats, rats and bad schools. It is often referred as a ghetto.

"I'm off to Heggedal to shoot some wild badgers."

by Mathiasle May 20, 2010