hee-haw

n. Specifically, a truck/lorry driver with an inflated sense of self-importance, tending to argue about the most inane things and be extraordinarily picky about things they pay for. It can also be used to refer to truck/lorry drivers in general. Either way, there is considerable overlap with the redneck/white trash definition of hee-haw.

A driver is getting his truck washed, wandering around the wash bay and nitpicking things that aren't to his liking, even though the wash is still ongoing.

Employee 1: (to Employee 2) What a fucking hee-haw.
Employee 2: I know, right?

by Executor321 October 8, 2011

Hee Haw

An alcoholic beverage containing grain alcohol and buttermilk, usually garnished with cornbread. It is customary to mix the two liquids but postpone dropping in the bread until right before the shots are consumed.

Since it was our first time in Hotlanta, we ordered a round of Hee Haw shots.

by Rodney Washington October 2, 2006

Hee-Haw

A girl with a Donkey butt so good it make you say Hee-Haw.

Got damn she got a big ole' Hee-Haw!

by Erik Garrett December 26, 2004

Hee-Haw

Descriptive adjective pertaining to a towering level of inebriation.

See crunk

"The only reason she slept with you last night was because she was Hee-Haw drunk"

by studebacherhoch May 13, 2004

Hee Haw Ho

A ho who resides in a rural area, but a ho all the same. Different from her urban counterparts in that she may be missing teeth, uneducated and generally unkempt.

Me: Dude, have you checked out Lindsay Lohan lately? Uhh-she's rank!
Steve: Norm, she's been a Hee Haw Ho for quite some time-where have you been?!?

by Bangboy January 6, 2010

hee haw hoochie

Country pussy.

Jim went to the saloon to get some "hee haw hoochie ".

by Uber JoKR December 2, 2016

hee haw mother fucker

1. an ignorant redneck. 2. a person whom you don't like. 3. a person who is being stupid.

ex. "Look at that stupid hee haw mother fucker."
"What a stupid hee haw mother fucker."

by josh corn July 13, 2003