hedgehog

collective noun for a walking group of pricks

whilst walking down the street you observe a group of chavs and say to your friend "watch out for that hedgehog"

by Bryan August 13, 2004

hedgehog

when an old man bends over in front of you ande his hairy bean bag pops out from between his legs

Man what the fuck, Grandpa just came out of his room and dropped his towel. The next thing I know his hedgehog is saying hi.

by loren goins February 21, 2004

hedgehog

the act of rubbing your butthole hair one one's mouth.

"let's do the hedgehog!"
"So dude I just walked in on your mom hedghogging your dad!"

by adam and eve's father February 21, 2012

hedgehog

girl's pubic hair

shave your hedgehog ladies

by acpon March 30, 2004

hedgehog

Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also a term describing someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.

"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."

by M Rockwell December 9, 2008

hedgehog

Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also describes someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.

"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."

by M Rockwell December 13, 2008

hedgehog

A woman (or man, possibly) of easy virtue.

Probably from: 'She had so much dick in her, she looked like a hedgehog'

"Get that hedgehog away from the water cooler, else we're all getting the clap"

by Listwhore August 24, 2006