Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020
Get the Hark, I hear postil shits! mug.A common exclamation when in or around hillbilly infested areas. Doesn't necessarily need to be used when in a canoe; merely a warning to the other non-hillbillies in the vicinity.
It was a bright and sunny day when my father and I decided to go fishing down by the ol' waterhole. I remember that the seagulls looked like delicate little clouds, fluttering in the breeze. We made our way to our canoe and rowed out, fishing rods in hand and a song in our hearts. As we made our way down to the waterhole, we became aware of an eerie silence. The trees around us swayed to a halt. Then, quietly at first but raising in intensity, we heard the twang of a banjo. My father turned to me, his face colorless as he said "Paddle faster, I hear banjos!"
by Survival Guide May 12, 2010
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when someone is chatting shit or isn't making any sort of sense at all. When someone says something so idiotic that you don't even know how to reply you just have to say "hear my man". In simpler terms it means: wtf is this guy on about.
by gosyd12345 March 10, 2021
Get the hear my man mug.A request that the listener/audience waits until they have heard all the information before voicing their opinion. Often said when the speaker anticipates that what they are about to say will be prematurely interrupted, dismissed or ignored without allowing the full story being told.
Family Guy: Brian & Stewie (S08E17)
Stewie: Look, I’m going to propose something and I need you to hear me out. Will you promise me you’ll do that?
Brian: I guess...
Stewie: You guess? Or you will?
Brian: Yes I’ll hear you out.
Stewie: Look, I’m going to propose something and I need you to hear me out. Will you promise me you’ll do that?
Brian: I guess...
Stewie: You guess? Or you will?
Brian: Yes I’ll hear you out.
by enragedpenguin June 15, 2010
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by don't ask who joe is September 16, 2019
Get the Did you hear Joe got Ligma? mug.A pronouncement before an announcement. Usually loud and gets people's attention. A call often heard at the Renaissance Festival.
by yes juanito yes January 31, 2015
Get the Hear Ye Hear Ye mug.Phrase said by experienced musicians to a newbie just joining the band for the first time. Also common in jazz improvisation situations. This phrase may be said at rehearsal time OR when playing live.
Puzzled new musician:
"So how was that line over the 3/4 bar in the B section?"
Band member:
"Don't worry, just keep up with us, you'll hear it".
"So how was that line over the 3/4 bar in the B section?"
Band member:
"Don't worry, just keep up with us, you'll hear it".
by Bassfaldo October 23, 2008
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