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headphones

A device that, if used correctly, well surround you and completely drown out all human life. Also used to ignore pricks.
" My headphones broke."
by Bumbumbuum December 11, 2016
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Headstrong

A person, man or woman, who possesses inherent qualities of an unrelenting or unwaivering ideology, often baseless and of strong conviction.
Person 1: I told Johnny he was wrong about the Earth being flat, but he's too headstrong to listen to reason.
Person 2: Yeah, that guy's a dumbass.
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headstink

Slang for when people have vile, stinking ideas that are basically reprehensible.
People with a similar type of headstink tend to cluster together and thereby strengthen one another’s fear and ignorance.
by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2019
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headphone fairies

The Reason Why Your Headphones Randomly Become Tangled Up In Your Pocket
Damn, The Headphone Fairies Have Been In My Pocket Again !
by Sophie..x :) April 28, 2009
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Headphone Syndrome

When someone is wearing headphones and speaks very loud because s/he tries to speak over the music.
Mike: Hey man how's it going?
Joe:I'M FINE, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU!!!!!?
Mike: Whoh man, watch it you're suffering from a little bit of headphone syndrome
by Black Majik September 27, 2005
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Headphone Malfunction

When you have headphones (often ipod headphones) in your ears, and they unexpectedly get yanked out, causing shock, trauma, and disorientaion for a breif moment. Not a pleasant experience.
I was walking down the hall, and my headphones got caught on a door handle and yanked out. I was like "Oh my God, headphone malfunction!"
by WestCoastLisa June 27, 2006
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headphone kid

A kid that had to experience his parents getting divorced during his childhood and who eventually just used to remain in his or her room alone with headphones on at full blast in order not to hear the constant shouting and screaming of his or her parents breaking up anymore.
"The Blairs' are totally going for the huge and nasty break-up turning poor Jerry into a headphone kid"
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