headlight fluid

something that you send a newbie to go get when you don't want them around or are initiating them, ususally into a club or group.

"hey rookie, go get some headlight fluid and elbow grease at the store"

by laidbackguy December 28, 2005

Bang Heading

When someone tries to "Head Bang" to a song but do it in such an off beat or weird manner that it's just sad.

Guy 1: "Dude, check out this new song I found."
Guy 2: "Oh wow, it's cool. *wtf? I don't even know*"
Guy 1: "Alright, cut out the Bang Heading, you're embarrissing me. . ."

by Tortuga Dorian November 25, 2010

Turtle Heading

When shit starts playing Peek-a-Boo with your butthole.

Bro we really need to find a shitter! I've been Turtle Heading for the last 20 minutes! If I don't get there soon Mr. Hankey is gonna come visit.

by RoyalTokes July 7, 2018

Headlight Squeegee

An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.

Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.

by mrrab June 11, 2015

turtle-heading

(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap

Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."

by Don de Mookster March 4, 2009

Vanilla Headlight

1. When you cum on a woman’s nipples and can see remnants through the shirt
2. A Dunkin donut

Person 1: Did you hear about the girl Johnny Ray hooked up with?
Person 2: Yea he was like a deer in vanilla headlights

by Cannonballer 20 April 22, 2023

Heading for the pink

Acting in a manner that is very camp. This kind of behaviour is often evident with metrosexuals.

John loved to get his hair done at the hairdressers a bit too much, everyone thinks he's heading for the pink

by pulcher_sum September 5, 2005