Hazmatic

Dangerous conditions caused by the accidental release of hazardous materials that could result in damage to humans or the environment

The lab assistant accidentally dropped the tube containing the tuberculosis virus, causing hazmatic conditions in the area.

by Naturenutchick July 6, 2018

hazmatting

The subtle art of setting up others to lose an argument before it has even begun.

I can't stop hazmatting people on facebook. It's just so fun!

by brownboysfriend July 17, 2016

Hazmat suit

Short for Hazardous Material suit. A suit with the purpose of keeping the wearer safe from surrounding hazardous material.
Such as gas, viruses and radioactivity to name a few.

The suit covers the entire body and includes a mask.
These enable the wearer to proceed into dangerous areas contaminated by lethal air and material.

When leaving the area which contain the lethal substance, the suit is decontaminated by spraying neutralizing liquid on the suit before the wearer can leave the zone.

Man in charge - "The area is contaminated by a lethal substance, noone enters without a Hazmat suit."

"As to make sure the virus does'nt spread, a Hazmat suit is required to enter the area."

by Loktaei June 8, 2011

hazmat dance

When an exotic dancer dances for you in a STRIP CLUB but keeps her distance from you like you have a disease and/or you are hazadous.

Bitch just gave me a hazmat dance man...

by Da15uke September 7, 2016

Hazmat Clean-Up

The act of purchasing a $50 PlanB pill and delivering it to the whore you banged last night.

You better use a condom or you’ll be doing a Hazmat Clean-Up tomorrow because that skank ain’t on birth control.

That bitch dropped the Puke & Nuke on me and now I need to do a Hazmat Clean-Up.

by king j$ August 9, 2010