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hazelnut steamer

A sexual act in which the two participants get in a sixty-niney position and the male participant places his nuts inside the mouth of the reciever, and then defecates all over their face.
Oh man, Khoa just gave me a hazelnut steamer last night and it smelled like taro.
hazelnut steamer by Jose Robert September 29, 2006

Hazelnut Pancakes 

The result of space-docking gone horribly wrong.
"Sorry babe, it looks like we're having hazelnut pancakes for dessert!"

hazelnut jacuzzi

A hazelnut jacuzzi is when a girl or guy takes a gulp of hazelnut coffee and then performs oral sex while gargling the coffee.
the main example is when the female gargles on the males testicles while having hazelnut coffee in her mouth
last night my x girlfriend gave me a hazelnut jacuzzi, and then her current boyfriend walked in and threw up and then started cursing obscenely before he left

Hazelnut mudslide 

Ejaculating into your partner's anus after anal intercourse. Then said partner runs to the bathroom to let the hazelNUT mudslide flow into the porcelain throne.
Hey babe want to get wet and wild tonight since the kids are away?
Babe: Sure, but what new position do you want to try out this time?
Guy: I've actually always wanted to give you a hazelnut mudslide.

Hazelnut Surprise 

The act of masturbating into a jar of Nutella and then closing it and waiting for an unsuspecting victim.
Jan just wanted some Nutella for her toast. Instead, she got a classic hazelnut surprise from Jim.
Hazelnut Surprise by #daddy2013 September 9, 2013

Stark Raving Hazelnut 

A fictional Ice cream flavour mentioned in avengers infinity war

It was made by Ben and Jerry’s, names after tony stark
Yeah well I was trying to cut down on lactose but then Ben and Jerry’s named a flavour after me

Stark raving hazelnut