Nickname for any valuable "resource" (money, expensive food/gifts, gasoline to give her rides where she wants to go, hot and/or arduous mechanical/carpentry work, patient endurance of boring/cutesy "girl stuff", etc.) that a naive "dairy farmer" (mushy-hearted guy with raging hormones) "feeds" to his "cow" (an attractive girl whom he hopes to win over) in an effort to please/satisfy her so that hopefully she'll feel enough favorably disposed towards him to "allow him to milk her" (spread her legs for him) sometime later. May or may not be successful, depending on how “loose” the chick in question is, or how much she respects the guy’s feelings or truly appreciates/values his caring efforts to help her out.
Stud #1: Yo! Why the long face, dude? I take it you didn't "get to 4th base" with Tiffany?
Stud #2: Nope! And I fed her a whole BALE of hay, too --- worked my butt off for three hours straight in the scorchin' sun to get her car road-ready again, and burned up three of my brand-new DeWalt cut-off blades in the process --- but then afterwards she claimed to have suddenly "got religion" and wouldn't "give me any milk", even though she'd promised she would if I'd fix her car.
Stud #2: Nope! And I fed her a whole BALE of hay, too --- worked my butt off for three hours straight in the scorchin' sun to get her car road-ready again, and burned up three of my brand-new DeWalt cut-off blades in the process --- but then afterwards she claimed to have suddenly "got religion" and wouldn't "give me any milk", even though she'd promised she would if I'd fix her car.
by QuacksO August 31, 2013
Get the haymug. by fat c*ck August 12, 2009
Get the haymug. When i went down to the barn yesterday there was like six rats in templar's hay. It was nasty. I hope he doesn't get sick.
by Kate Templar August 23, 2005
Get the haymug. If female, means extremely slutty with an oral fixation. If male, means a huge nerd, lightweight, who is possibly homosexual.
Mrs. Hay came over last night and smoked the hell out of my pole. OR Hay is at home playing video games while hanging out w/ his female friends, then passing out after 3 beers.
by Amanda February 17, 2005
Get the haymug. When someone says somthing they should of been embaressed to say.
Saying of this makes the person think whoops why did i say that.
Often followed by a sarcastic thumbs up.
pronounced anywhere from hay - hiiiiiii
Saying of this makes the person think whoops why did i say that.
Often followed by a sarcastic thumbs up.
pronounced anywhere from hay - hiiiiiii
by almighty josho May 22, 2005
Get the haymug. (n.) An abbreviated version of the word Halo, used when referring to the game Halo, and never under any circumstances to Halo 2.
by Tim - EOE June 5, 2006
Get the haymug. by x BILKO x September 23, 2016
Get the Hay Hay Haymug.