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two trucks having sex

it was the best song, it is the best song and will forever be the best song (unless it gets a sequel)
two trucks having sex
two trucks having sex
my muscles, my muscles
involuntarily flex.
by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021
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Having A Domestic

When people are arguing, this is commonly known as 'Having a domestic', no matter the seriousness of the arguement.

See also 'Lovers Tiff'
What are those two having a domestic about?
Oh he nicked one of her chips, she wasn't happy about it
by Little - L April 6, 2010
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havin hoes

Having hoes is when you are immature and most likely young. You have multiple guys/girls hitting you up and sliding in your dm's, you flirt with them mutually and keep them semi attached to you. Common in highschool.
Damnnnnnn dude you got hella hoes! Let me get a piece of one. I wish i was havin hoes like you.
by Mary Borb November 28, 2017
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Grand Haven

A beach on the Lake Michigan shores of Ottawa County, Michigan. A highly overrated litter box that sees about a couple thousand mindless sheep per day during the summer months. Mainly retarded teenagers and college students; everyone goes there for the sole purpose of drinking till they wet themselves. Packs of choch monsters comb the beach looking for the most clueless whore they can attempt to gang rape. The shit soup water is mildly radioactive and makes a slap in the dick sound more appealing than getting in. Fortunately, natural selection picks-off a few of the brain damaged neanderthals that jump off the pier each year.
Bro one: "Let's go to Grand Haven today!"

Bro two: "Hell yeah, I could use some hepatitis!"

Clueless idiot: "Man my dick has been itching ever since I went to Grand Haven."

Not a clueless idiot: "Did you get in the water?"

Clueless idiot: "Yeah, why?"

Not a clueless idiot: "You're going to die."

Dumb twat: "I met this group of guys at the beach the other day and I've been talking to this one on the phone a lot and he wants me to hangout, but all his friends are going to be there too."

Dumb twat's friend: "Bring extra lube."
by commandercrook October 21, 2013
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havana banana

A sexual prank that involves a male wearing a condom that he dips in Oleoresin Capsicum. Then has sex with a partner while wearing it. (non-gender specific)
Juan gave her a Havana Banana last night and she'll probably never talk to him again.
by major Doko June 23, 2009
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Dirty Haven

when you cum in your sock and beat someone with it
by Daddy Dick February 26, 2022
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how much money you can waste on virtual sex sites
the bad part about having virtual sex is that it can cost you all your virtual money speaks for itself.
by pussy bee October 25, 2019
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