A terrible affliction that affects lesbians. Also known as the "urge to merge," U-Haul Syndrome refers to the freakish desire of lesbians to move in together after dating for an extremely short amount of time.
Luke: Yo Cam, where's your roommate?
Cam: Oh, Anna, she moved in with her lesbian lover.
Luke: They've been together three weeks.
Cam: Oh, I know: U-Haul Syndrome. Big time.
Cam: Oh, Anna, she moved in with her lesbian lover.
Luke: They've been together three weeks.
Cam: Oh, I know: U-Haul Syndrome. Big time.
by Dougy Fresh Cataluña December 04, 2007
a term referring to the almost immediate emotional attachment or bond formed by two women in a lesbian relationship, Most commonly in a LDR which was instigated by Tumblr or some similar blogging site. Usually they have never met in person. Everything is the same as regular U-haul syndrome except for circumstances that make moving in together impossible. Characteristics of emotionally U-hauling usually included, talk of marriage, wedding planning, getting cats together, bad poetry, future vacations, exc.
Person one : Hey did you hear about Maggie?
Person two : No what happened?
Person one: Oh she met a girl on her tumblr like a week ago. She says they are completely in love now.
Person two: Omg! Really? I cannot believe she is emotionally U-hauling again.
Person two : No what happened?
Person one: Oh she met a girl on her tumblr like a week ago. She says they are completely in love now.
Person two: Omg! Really? I cannot believe she is emotionally U-hauling again.
by technotrex October 30, 2014
The equivalent to a sugar mamma in the lesbian community. The reference to u-haul, as applied to lesbian slang, is already defined in this dictionary.
In a conversation between two lesbians, Lindsay would say, "I don't think Rosie O'Donnell is that attractive." Kim responds, "I don't either, but I'd date her because I'm broke and she's a golden u-haul."
by Mike Solidum June 06, 2007
a really shitty, old pickup truck that has random junk piled at least three feet over the cab, so as to make the shape of a U-Haul truck.
by everyonesgrudge July 11, 2008
These are Lesbians that after meeting someone tend to move in with that person right away. It is a very unhealthy type of behavior that stems from their inability to date the preferred sex when they were younger for fear of retaliation or chiding.
by Dr. Battleship DeCock March 14, 2008
by CountVonfingerbang November 06, 2019
Damn, did you see that hot blond woman in LA evade cops for 2 hours? Yeah she Drive it like a U-haul.
by Dutch Butterscotch January 29, 2009