Hatter

A really old guy who drives a sedan about 15-20 MPH below the speed limit, and does so while wearing a fedora hat.

Every time I try to get somewhere in a hurry, I get stuck behind some hatter who can barely see over the steering wheel!

by Hot_East February 6, 2009

Hatter

1.A Tripper, some one who trips out while high.

2. Someone who is mad (crazy) drinkin chi

Person One: I wanna go home this high is too much.
Second Person:Dawg, stop being a Hatter.

Alice sat with a Hatter in Wonderland.

by LucySkyDiamondsHigh June 19, 2011

hatter

Someone who lives in Medicine Hat(the gas city), Alberta, Canada

are you from here?
yep I'm a hatter born and raised

by Beagher July 25, 2007

Hatter

Some bitch that goes on urban dictionary and tries to make you look bad putting your name on here...some bitch that's ugly inside and sometimes on the outside too that feels like shit and tries to make others feel there pain or just hate people that are cooler then them

MR G peaks hey what's up matt you like these new Jordan's I got just got em from footlocker they just came out last week

Matt THE HATTER speaks man you know those are not from the mall there from the Swapt meet get real you freaking cheap azz bitch motha fucka fuck you you fucking dumb ass motha fucka

{but he says it behinds MR G's BACK} lol

by jjjjjjjjjjohnson August 26, 2014

hatter

A male or female who is a supporter of the great Luton Town FC

That tasty geezer really hates Watford with a passion, he must be a Hatter.

by Shefford Hatter March 5, 2004

hatter

A male or female who supports the mighty Stockport County FC. Often confused with fans of Luton Town, who are also known as Hatters, but as Stockport were formed first (1883 to Luton's 1885) they can lay claim to being the original (although certainly not best on recent performance) hatters. Also occasionally confused with a character from Alice in Wonderland.

Hatters are generally discontented with life due to the direct correlation between perfomance of football team and general happiness.

Wow, how is there any reason that he dislikes Burnley, Man City and Manyoo?

Yeah, he's a Hatter.

by Chris May 13, 2005

mad hatter

Someone who is crazy.

You're acting like a mad hatter, for goodness sake.

by Ereck Flowers August 22, 2018