Halifucker

Noun (pejorative): Someone who is from Halifax; a Haligonian.

Goddamn, not another unemployed Halifucker on the dole!

by &dy &erson January 1, 2012

Catfucker

The guy who sends you feline porn and claims he made all of it.

Wow Adam is a total catfucker.

by ChinaCatSunflower010 June 23, 2017

Catfucker

Derogatory term for Americans. The term stems from the questionable fondness most Americans have for cats and other pets.

Look at that catfucker American buying his cat shoes

by Banzabakwai January 22, 2020

Hatjacker

Someone who takes pleasure in stealing hat's off the heads of their unlucky owners.

Person 1: (to a hatjacker) "Come back with my hat you
hatjacker!"

Person 2: Dude, you've been hatjacked! :P

by SamuelleumaS A.D. August 24, 2011

humfuckery

The art of doing nothing whilst pissing people off.

John would you stop all the humfuckery and do something useful.

by rovinglunatic August 1, 2017

Catfucker

An individual or situation that is unpleasant or less than ideal. Much like being penetrated by the barbed erection of a feline.

That was a catfucker of an accident on the highway

I hope John doesn't come to the funeral, that guy is a real catfucker.

Catfucker!

by Cactus blastus April 27, 2019

headfucker

A large bowl of mixed alcoholic drinks with a small amount of juice which fucks your head up and makes you do silly things and forget them. Drunk extremely fast with copious amounts of ice cubes & a daft amount of straws. Found in party resorts such as Malia, Crete.

"Did you have a good night?"
"Fuck knows, I can't remember anything after that headfucker we got in the first bar."
"Good times."

by Cazaloompa May 2, 2006