hatchet

synonomous with "bullseye!"

"watch me hit this free throw, HATCHET!"

by P. Gryphenz June 7, 2003

Hatchet

A man or women who is an equal blend hipster and ratchet.

That hatchet bitch got kicked out of Nordstorms for assaulting a sales associate because they didn't have fair trade coffee.

Hatchet bitch: " organic cotton is racist ".

by Jeb the jedi May 15, 2016

Hatchet

What a juggalo will be choppin yo neck with

we are runnin with the fuckin hatchet

by g h September 28, 2004

Hatchet

1.A small hand axe sometimes with a triangle-shaped edge to deepen the wound. Known as a juggalo's best weapon by ICP fans, this is also made popular in Japan by Rena, the lead villian/murderer of the first and fifth arc of Higurashi no Naru Koro Ni or "When The Cicidas Cry".

"I'm so going to make a hatchet for halloween!"

Net troll: Close the hatchet!
Net expert: Then you'll have a pretty big hole in your chest. =_=

Rena: I will never forgive her for tellling them! *pounds person in question with the side of the hatchet*

by Mr.Simmons November 8, 2008

Hatchet

its a small portable hand axe used for killin all thoses richies

eminem fan:icp suck balls
Jggalo:i'll put this hatchet in ur forehead muthafukka

by psycopathic wigsplitta September 30, 2005

Hatcheted

The act of being hit by a hatchet.

I got hatcheted!

by Vince Anderson March 8, 2017

Hatchet

The Weapon of choice for any Juggalo. Know to be in such frases as " Shut the fuck up, before i put my hatchet in your Nug!" or "We will Never Die Alone. Juggalos will carry on,Swing our Hatchets if we must. Each and every one of us."

Juggalo: Wat up, Ninja?
Fag: My dick after seein your mom!
Juggalo: Im a sling my Hatchet in your Nug!

by Matt Stegall July 29, 2007