Street Hassle

When four sweaty dudes reach a volume that creates a sexual musk that even hassles the streets.

Trina, "Hey Bianca, see them hot dudes, they stink like a Street Hassle."

by Taco Larry May 11, 2018

Hasshole

When David Hasselhoff acts like a complete asshole.

Fan: OMG! It's David Hasselhoff! Can I have your autograph?

David Hasselhoff: Fuck off!

Fan: Jeez, someone's being a hasshole.

by piratesschaf2112 January 15, 2009

hassle magnet

Someone or something that attracts a lots of hassle and makes everyone mad.

That Lion is a hassle magnet because it got me in a 3-hit combo and killed me.

by Brett Watson March 1, 2006

hasshole

a person or task requiring an unjustified amount of work and attention. Usually in the work place when referring to a client, co-worker or boss.

When used in conversation, the word stealthily sounds like hassle.

Co-worker: My boss just made me pull all the client files from last year and re-file them in chronological order rather than alphabetical.
Me: What a hasshole.
Co-Worker: Yeah, tell me about it...wait, what?
Me: Don't worry about it. Can you get me the Alvarez file from last year?

by asheville_dingo May 14, 2009

Hasslehogg

A hassel-hogg is a man that plays football (specifically a linemen). He goes crazy on the field and talks trash to other opponents. Hassle-hoggs love to eat their other opponents also. The hassle hogg of the year is Joseph Norcia.

The Hasslehogg loves football.

by Christ0e November 28, 2018

High hassle

A very annoying problem

Joey: "They're out of Big Macs at McDonalds!"
Britney: "Nuggets too
Isaiah: "That's such a high hassle bruh"

by Snapplecap68 June 30, 2015

Hassle the Hoff

A term used when David Hasslehoff, one of the few men who can fight Chuck Norris and live, is hassled in a way that makes David Hasslehoff angry. The only way to make David Hasslehoff happy again is to summon Billy Mays and have him advertise Orange-Glo for David Hasslehoff's awesome Orange tan. Unfortunately, Billy Mays has passed away, leaving no known repercussion against Hassling the Hoff. All those within a 50 mile radius all climax in an orgy of pleasure, and then die.

Yo, man, you don't HASSLE THE HOFF!

by Super_Darky_Malarky September 20, 2009