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Hamkari's Logic

When a person tries to explain or define something using the most retarded statements as support. The logic used to absolute fucking non-sense and does not make any sense whatsoever, leaving you absolutely fucking frustrated while face palming way deep down. This logic leaves you speechless with no fucking comment, making you wanting to just kys.
Person A: "Oh look at that dude wearing a shirt and jeans, that such a gay thing to do"
Person B: ".....what th?...how th?...why th?....nah, I'm fucking done. That is so Hamkari's logic right there"
by Learth April 11, 2019
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Hakan

A handsome and amazing boy. Once you meet him he will always be on your mind. Once you’ve met him, you’ll wish to keep him in your life for the rest of it, either as a friend or as a girlfriend/boyfriend. He can leave an impact on your life from doing the smallest thing. He’s smart, kind, adorable and there’s everything to love about a Hakan.
I’d spend my life with Hakan
by Jeweeeelll~ November 23, 2018
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Hanka

girl with the most beautiful eyes and a smile in space.
who was that
That's Hanka the most amazing thing I've ever met
by Lidlpold November 30, 2020
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Hasa Diga Eebowai

(interjection (and noun) and recently adjective)

A nonsense phrase from the Trey Parker/Matt Stone musical The Book of Mormon, intended to sound Ugandan but in fact untranslatable, although "Hasa Diga" means "just tell" in Portuguese and "Eebowai" means "picture ebony" in Japanese. This is a coincidence.

Within the context of the musical, the phrase means "Fuck you, God", and the song in which it occurs is intended to demonstrate the meaningless optimism of believing in God when social atrocities such as AIDS and female genital mutilation occur daily. The song is a parody of the The Lion King song Hakuna Matata.
We've had no rain in several days (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
And eighty percent of us have AIDS (Hasa Diga Eebowai!)
Many young girls here get circumcised
Their clits get cut right off (Way oh!)
And so we say up to the sky
Hasa Diga Eebowai!
by G-J-C August 30, 2019
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Hapka’d

When “the old lady” (who handles all the finances) finds out that you spent a small amount of money without her consent. She then hides all of the money in the house, freezes all of the credit/debit card accounts, until she feels you’ve earned some “walking around money.”
Did you hear Dan got Hapka’d again?
“Shit, really? What’d he do now?”
“He bought a round of coffee this morning & his wife has him back on lock-down”
by Elev8erguy October 23, 2020
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Estuary Haka

The act of standing with arms aloft, in a confrontational manner, shouting "Come on then, Let's av it, Do you want some". The estuary haka is often done from the relative safety of behind a police cordon.
There is nothing quite as funny as the hate contorted face of a 19 year old, standing on a plastic seat ,doing an estuary haka at the opposition fans separated by nothing other than a wall, a 30 yard dmz, another wall, 300 stewards, 200 riot police and all the other supporters who are standing in front of him.

(from a post by surfaceagentX2zero)
by heppers August 27, 2009
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Hasa Diga Eebowai

An Ugandan phrase, translated literally into English as "F*ck you, God!" Found in the Trey Parker / Matt Stone 2011 musical "The Book of Mormon."
Used musically, as in "Hakuna Matata" in "The Lion King" -

"There isn't enough food to eat / Hasa Diga Eebowai
People are starving in the street / Hasa Diga Eebowai"
by Marco J. Frisbee April 14, 2011
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