hashtastrophe

an event caused by a poorly rolled hash joint exploding at an inopportune time which results in burning hash embers falling on the felt of your poker table causing great damage, followed by laughter.

Poker player one passed the poorly rolled hash joint to poker player two and the motion caused a hashtastrophe!
Wow, this table looks like it as survived a few hashtastrophe's.
Roll that better, so we avoid a hashtastrophe.

by RiverUagain November 19, 2013

Hashtaghfirullah

Act of seeking attention from social media algorithm.

Hashtaghfirullah i hope i get appreciated.

by Hashvick August 4, 2020

Hashmash

On Twitter or other social media sites, a hashmash is a posting that is so full of hash tags it doesn't make sense to anyone reading it.

#Colbert buys #eagles for #USDollarCoin at #AmesStrawPoll #GOP #pawlenty #travis #hashmash.

by chondrichthyes August 20, 2011

HashRash

Also referred to as #Rash, an all too common twitter affliction of the over use of hashtags.

A major cause of HashRash is politics, resulting in tweets that say nothing but "#TCOT #TPOT #Porkulus #Stimulus #Congress #Teabagging #Teaparty #Fixednews #NObama #Iran #Pakistan"

by Atombrahms June 27, 2009

hashafashahashafasha

When you eat spicy food and dont think the food is gonna be that spicy but then it is and it burns your mouth causing you to make this sound as you desperately try to swallow it

Guy 1: Im gonna eat this really spicy food
Guy 2: Its really spicy are you sure you wanna eat it?
Guy 1: Yeah its fine
Guy 1: hashafashahashafasha

by Ducky27 October 28, 2020

hashashin

Follower of hashish, or the ancient form of the word assassin.

I got stoned last night and played Ninja Gaiden until I passed out.

Dude, you're such a hashashin!

by Flawless Walrus June 11, 2006

Hashbash

The act of getting someone so drunk that they are unaware of what they are doing and then you perform a sexual act on them, essentially known as drug rape. Hash = Drug, Bash = Sex, Hash + Bash = Sick rapist

Jim: 'Whoa look out I think Harry might Hashbash her, she is off her face, we should intervene.' Dave: 'Yeah your right lets stop him'.

by HMol November 6, 2007