One who lurks in the corner waiting to steal one's nuts. Typically, found with a computer and a pack of smokes on him.
by Cat-_-Man June 8, 2017
Get the hartnett mug.An expression indicating extreme luck. Used most often in golf. The expression indicates that the intended recipient of the comment has more luck (often called Jam) than Hartley's, which is the second largest Jam making firm in the world and is most commonly found in Great Britain, America and Western Europe. This is a expression of disbelief.
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That prostitute is a harlet.
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Get the hartley sholom mug.A douche bag that lives in Portland, Oregon, who cares about no one's feelings except his own. He'll play with your emotions and make you fall in love with him and then leave you to drown in your own misery. When you first meet him he's sweet and charming and very attractive. After he dumps you for no reason, he's a jerk, asshole, and complete dick. Don't fall for him, you'll only end up getting hurt.
1: Steven Hartley is such a douche, did you hear what he did to ****?
2: Omg, did you hear that Steven Hartley wets his bed?
3: Falling for Steven Hartley is the biggest mistake of your life.
2: Omg, did you hear that Steven Hartley wets his bed?
3: Falling for Steven Hartley is the biggest mistake of your life.
by Karma's Gonna Get You September 25, 2011
Get the Steven Hartley mug.I mentioned that I had been working on my breaststroke, and Josh hartled me and told me that he is the best swimmer he knows.
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