hartnett

One who lurks in the corner waiting to steal one's nuts. Typically, found with a computer and a pack of smokes on him.

Hey, where did my nuts go?? There must be a Hartnett near by!

by Cat-_-Man June 8, 2017

More Jam Than Hartley's

An expression indicating extreme luck. Used most often in golf. The expression indicates that the intended recipient of the comment has more luck (often called Jam) than Hartley's, which is the second largest Jam making firm in the world and is most commonly found in Great Britain, America and Western Europe. This is a expression of disbelief.

You lucky sod, you've got more jam than Hartley's.

by Jammycarrot June 27, 2009

harlet

Harlet is a way of saying whore.

That prostitute is a harlet.

by shellshell441 November 8, 2005

hartlepool united

amazing team best in the world

hartlepool united are amazing and sunderland are shi*

by paul May 21, 2004

hartley sholom

A Jew who hates germs

Hartley Sholom he is such a germa phobe

by Assclapituss February 1, 2020

Steven Hartley

A douche bag that lives in Portland, Oregon, who cares about no one's feelings except his own. He'll play with your emotions and make you fall in love with him and then leave you to drown in your own misery. When you first meet him he's sweet and charming and very attractive. After he dumps you for no reason, he's a jerk, asshole, and complete dick. Don't fall for him, you'll only end up getting hurt.

1: Steven Hartley is such a douche, did you hear what he did to ****?
2: Omg, did you hear that Steven Hartley wets his bed?
3: Falling for Steven Hartley is the biggest mistake of your life.

by Karma's Gonna Get You September 25, 2011

hartled

To be one-upped.

I mentioned that I had been working on my breaststroke, and Josh hartled me and told me that he is the best swimmer he knows.

by fattymattyPBP May 8, 2010