Capital of Pennsylvania. Shitty one horse town with no plans to grow or develop culturally--no matter how much Mayor Reed and the pack of idiot Counsilmen claim they do.
Filled with the dregs of society whose only use in life is to serve the poor folks who have to go to that town to conduct state's business.
Populated with little kid punks (age ranging from 14 to 40) who wear their hats sideways, dress in oversized football jerseys, and drive their 1986 Tercels with the shiney rims to Eclipse or Dragonfly so they can "dance" with the skank whores from around central PA who can stick a bottle of Coors Light all the way down their throats and pull it back out empty.
And full of "G Money's" who make their living selling drugs and stealing, who don't see what a waste their lives are, but rather feel they are "representing, yo!"
Filled with the dregs of society whose only use in life is to serve the poor folks who have to go to that town to conduct state's business.
Populated with little kid punks (age ranging from 14 to 40) who wear their hats sideways, dress in oversized football jerseys, and drive their 1986 Tercels with the shiney rims to Eclipse or Dragonfly so they can "dance" with the skank whores from around central PA who can stick a bottle of Coors Light all the way down their throats and pull it back out empty.
And full of "G Money's" who make their living selling drugs and stealing, who don't see what a waste their lives are, but rather feel they are "representing, yo!"
by Cap July 2, 2004
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by Werty5 June 16, 2004
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Get the Harrisburg mug.What would have happened if the Philadelphia Eagles had won the last game of the playoffs in 2009 and had to face the Pittsburgh Steelers in Superbowl XLIII.
The state of Pennsylvania would have been divided in half like Germany in WWII and the result would be a wall separating the two sides in the capital, Harrisburg.
Citizens of PA would have had to choose a side and all undecided would have had been killed via death spiked footballs. The week before the Superbowl a war would have broken lose and the streets of Pennsylvania would be filled with flaming cheese steaks and puddles of molten steel.
The state of Pennsylvania would have been divided in half like Germany in WWII and the result would be a wall separating the two sides in the capital, Harrisburg.
Citizens of PA would have had to choose a side and all undecided would have had been killed via death spiked footballs. The week before the Superbowl a war would have broken lose and the streets of Pennsylvania would be filled with flaming cheese steaks and puddles of molten steel.
Who would have nwo the Pennsylvanian War and torn down the Harrisburg wall? We will never know because the eagles fucking lost..... AGAIN
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